tobacco and lanolin and a warm glass of olive oil...

all sucked though a sweaty sock that has a...

small raspberry frog in the toe just to take the edge off

and a nice crispy dried sweat feel to it

and when you suck down to the skin cell shandy it tends to...

make your eyes water and ya gag reflex go into over drive

So its time for your favourite beer, you grab one, you sit down, you chill, and now because of all the previous imagery you can only taste the ...

garlic, sweat and olive oil still in the back of your throat, whose idea was that shit?? So lets have another shot of jack and..........

enjoy this Playgirl magazine. (Yes, I said Playgirl. LOL) Wow! Would you look at the size of that guy's....

Eyebrows?!?!? Thought they said there were tech tips in this magazine, time to get a...

New set of glasses so i can see the ...

the map and get the hell out of this Alice and wonderland story, he seemed to be stuck in kind of like a fairy land so

he went riding with a bunch of fairies and they took him to...

see the Wizard to see if he could ....

stop the gay sh*t that was happening to him but.....

out of the blue, a bunch of flying monkeys showed up.......

and starting laughing at him and calling him names......

and as they flung they poo and laughing loudly, suddenly there was a giant...

PAIR OF PINK FLUFFY DICE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD

as he reached down to pick them up, a really hot biker chick rode up on her Harley and gave him a ride to.....

the next town. They stopped at the edge of town, where she asked....

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you enjoying the ride cowboy...

so he took off his hat and boots and said...

baby if you last eight seconds you win a prize

and as his gun belt slid to the floor she took a hold of his.....