He hadn't realized that dogs could actually laugh or that he could get so effed up on shrooms when he...

coughed 5 or 6 times and from the back of his throat flew a.....

mockingbird bird. But its all right, the bird could sing

his favourite rock numbers, but as it mocked him he...

PULLED HIS 45 FROM HIS MANKINI AND BLEW THE BIRD AWAY

now alone, he was left alone to be in his own mind which is a place no one should go so he...........

plucked the bird, lit a fire and waited for it to...

cook. You know what would go good with mockingbird? Mushrooms he thought...

If i only had a bottle of Jack and .......

hmmm, that all I need come to think of it

and a nubile young maiden...

like the shelia back at the bar days ago or weeks ago was it, that's when he knew he had way too much fun in.....

In his blackout , but when he realized where he was he.....

took off the frilly dress and the ribbons that had been put in his hair and looked for his.....

Man clothes and as he rummaged around the dark recesses of the room he found the....

his thong he thinks, but when he reached down to grab them off the floor his hands felt some thing not right........

LOL Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo He thought ! Is that what i think it is ? , I hope its ..............

just a boot or some thing, but it wasn't he reach down and found

a large black, uummm, sex toy?

However, the batteries were dead, so he....

throw over his shoulder and finished getting dressed, he'd been on a 3 day or was it a 3 week high and needed......

His shrink , because theres a lot of strange things going on, but after he told whst was happening the shrink said........

"Hmmm, So Ven Vas It You First Thought You Vas A Lobster? ...and why have you turned up with that great big..."

corn-dog, and WHAT'S THAT SMELL????"