Jeebus he thought...Then Rodney Carringtons song "I think I'm dancing with a man came into his head"...

He was thankful that he didn't chug them beers like he wanted to,

But on the other hand she had a mighty purty mouth

Then he heard banjo music coming from a back room

As she stood there with her hand out,

So he zipped up his pants

and ambled over to the bar,

and said I either need alot more booze or I need to go to a different bar, the bartender said if one drink don't get the taste outa your mouth then more ain't gonna help, you better go

before the dude in the chaps

could get outta there with his skin these 5 big dudes came strollin in with some old drunk chick an some fella with green teeth,

who looked like 5 miles of bad road, grinning widely he said

"Oh my God! Mom? Is that you?" he said to the chick standing with green teeth

"Good for nothing son" said the Sea Hag as she was sporting a new tattoo of a

Nice ink Ma! How's dear ol' dad?

H'e fine ya little bas@%$. Hooked up with some old rich bi$$ with one foot in the grave.

Was the other foot on a banana peel?

Not sure but I guess he would make it the best 'last' week of her life...lol...and then when the dust had settled...

It was time to hit the road for parts unknown

He got enough gas to run as far as.....

Needles, Arizona, where he ran into a beagle out in the desert who said his name was Spike. He thought to himself, self, I probably shouldn't have ate those 'shrooms in New Mexico!

hit the road back to Mexico for a few more. They made me

see things more clearly, everything is illuminated!