shoulders. Looked him in the eye and said.....

RIGHTIO ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG YOU UGLY BASTARD

She threw him on the bed and then....

attacked him viciously with a wet lettuce leaf, a handful of goose feathers and a rather large...

foam finger from last nights ball game.

Then she did the strangest thing and tickled him, tickled him with a pickle? He was beging to feel like lunch.........

until she took something from her handback that frightened him, it was a ....

letter from his wife! After reading it, he concluded that she...

was his long lost sister in-law and that he was............

in really big trouble when he got back home, so why go home, he pushed the sicko away and ran for the...........

...next train to Clarksville...upon his arrival, he remembered that he forgot his............

pants and his bike, the last week or was it month has been dam hard on him maybe he should clean up his act but.......................

stops for a minute has another drink and says maybe I should just take my sister in law since ........

she's going to rat anyway, so back to her room to jam her on the back of the bike however on the way to her room....

jamming her on the bike might leave a mark , so He picks up some more booze and some cushions so ..................

she could ride bare fender without having a bruised butt, but she was going to tell the wife why should he care? He often wonders why he's a real nice guy to nasty.............

Hermaphrodites like her. Gosh, that tiny pillow was so hard to find. "You look like a Sherman tank with a kick stand", I said as she...

spit in me eye like a camel, then lit a camel,,,,,,,,,,

and said, Little Boy are we going to play games or get down to some serious........

drinking. He picked up a bottle of Tequila and ...

took a couple of big swigs and began to....

Dance around naked then she...

let out a big ole Whoo Hoo and began to dance and just as........

they were really getting into it a bunch of Nuns walked by and

he said, "Hey Penguins, What you got on under those clothes", and the 1st nun said...