The Story Goes On

  • February 29, 2012 6:29 AM PST
    hanging out of his pocket, was it his? did he use it? or was it left there by the...
  • February 29, 2012 8:27 AM PST
    "lucky rubber" Fairy?
  • February 29, 2012 9:18 AM PST
    The "lucky rubber" Fairy was good at hiding used rubbers in peoples pockets to make them feel
  • February 29, 2012 11:41 AM PST
    Like they did something special from the night before, if only he could remember where he was ........
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    February 29, 2012 11:48 AM PST
    supposed to be going, "I know I am late for something somewhere", and then his cell phone rang....
  • February 29, 2012 11:51 AM PST
    It must be HUMP DAY, to bad I don't remember using it, Oh well let me..........
  • February 29, 2012 3:47 PM PST
    Get some sleep and try again tomorrow..
  • February 29, 2012 5:55 PM PST
    When he awoke he felt very refreshed and thought he would go to the local store to buy some...
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    February 29, 2012 6:05 PM PST
    beer and frozen pizza so he could go home to watch CMC...
  • February 29, 2012 6:09 PM PST
    Then picked up his fone and said "Good Morning Australia", and the guy in Australia that he had called said.....
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    February 29, 2012 6:17 PM PST
    Where the f%ckin hell have you been mate I was waiting for you to bail me out in Denton Texas?
  • February 29, 2012 6:19 PM PST
    BOOF? Is that really you ya dirty dog? You been rootin? Now get me some...
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    February 29, 2012 6:22 PM PST
    Yeah its me and I told y'all I aint never seen those twins on that FXR before let alone knew they were married
  • February 29, 2012 6:35 PM PST
    ...and besides, it was their suggestion that got me into this mess in the first place...now go get a ...
  • March 1, 2012 12:52 AM PST
    steak knife!
  • March 1, 2012 2:22 AM PST
    and start the BBQ, I have just found a nice piece of road kill that used to be a ...
  • March 1, 2012 2:25 AM PST
    Russian Claw Bear! We could spice it up with some...
  • March 1, 2012 3:35 AM PST
    Texas hot sauce and .....
  • March 1, 2012 3:43 AM PST
    and a rue made from the entrails of a ...
  • March 1, 2012 3:52 AM PST
    three legged dog! Be sure to stir in some...
  • March 1, 2012 4:21 AM PST
    snake venom shandy...It adds a certain something to the ...
  • March 1, 2012 5:47 AM PST
    texture and then we're going to need...
  • March 1, 2012 5:56 AM PST
    a rather large bucket to catch it all as the 30 or so who drink it are going to...
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    March 1, 2012 6:39 AM PST
    empty their guts pretty soon after trying this shit
  • March 1, 2012 6:42 AM PST
    Maybe they should line their stomachs first with.....