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    February 23, 2012 12:32 PM PST
    Jeebus he thought...Then Rodney Carringtons song "I think I'm dancing with a man came into his head"...
  • February 23, 2012 12:51 PM PST
    He was thankful that he didn't chug them beers like he wanted to,
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    February 23, 2012 2:28 PM PST
    But on the other hand she had a mighty purty mouth
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    February 23, 2012 2:32 PM PST
    Then he heard banjo music coming from a back room
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    February 23, 2012 2:33 PM PST
    As she stood there with her hand out,
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    February 23, 2012 2:43 PM PST
    So he zipped up his pants
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    February 23, 2012 3:46 PM PST
    and ambled over to the bar,
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    February 23, 2012 3:49 PM PST
    and said I either need alot more booze or I need to go to a different bar, the bartender said if one drink don't get the taste outa your mouth then more ain't gonna help, you better go
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    February 23, 2012 4:32 PM PST
    before the dude in the chaps
  • February 23, 2012 5:14 PM PST
    could get outta there with his skin these 5 big dudes came strollin in with some old drunk chick an some fella with green teeth,
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    February 23, 2012 5:31 PM PST
    who looked like 5 miles of bad road, grinning widely he said
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    February 23, 2012 8:43 PM PST
    Watch him folks, cuz he's a fairly dangerous man
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    February 23, 2012 11:44 PM PST
    "Oh my God! Mom? Is that you?" he said to the chick standing with green teeth
  • February 24, 2012 12:35 AM PST
    "Good for nothing son" said the Sea Hag as she was sporting a new tattoo of a
  • February 24, 2012 2:04 AM PST
    Nice ink Ma! How's dear ol' dad?
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    February 24, 2012 2:10 AM PST
    H'e fine ya little bas@%$. Hooked up with some old rich bi$$ with one foot in the grave.
  • February 24, 2012 2:14 AM PST
    Was the other foot on a banana peel?
  • February 24, 2012 12:09 PM PST
    Not sure but I guess he would make it the best 'last' week of her life...lol...and then when the dust had settled...
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    February 24, 2012 12:39 PM PST
    It was time to hit the road for parts unknown
  • February 24, 2012 12:53 PM PST
    He got enough gas to run as far as.....
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    February 24, 2012 12:58 PM PST
    Needles, Arizona, where he ran into a beagle out in the desert who said his name was Spike. He thought to himself, self, I probably shouldn't have ate those 'shrooms in New Mexico!
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    February 24, 2012 2:16 PM PST
    Cuz now I really gotta
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    February 24, 2012 2:37 PM PST
    hit the road back to Mexico for a few more. They made me
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    February 24, 2012 3:58 PM PST
    painterlady00 wrote...
    hit the road back to NEW Mexico for a few more. They made me

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    February 24, 2012 4:00 PM PST
    see things more clearly, everything is illuminated!