February 23, 2012 12:32 PM PST
Jeebus he thought...Then Rodney Carringtons song "I think I'm dancing with a man came into his head"...
February 23, 2012 12:51 PM PST
He was thankful that he didn't chug them beers like he wanted to,
February 23, 2012 2:28 PM PST
But on the other hand she had a mighty purty mouth
February 23, 2012 2:32 PM PST
Then he heard banjo music coming from a back room
February 23, 2012 2:33 PM PST
As she stood there with her hand out,
February 23, 2012 2:43 PM PST
So he zipped up his pants
February 23, 2012 3:46 PM PST
and ambled over to the bar,
February 23, 2012 3:49 PM PST
and said I either need alot more booze or I need to go to a different bar, the bartender said if one drink don't get the taste outa your mouth then more ain't gonna help, you better go
February 23, 2012 4:32 PM PST
before the dude in the chaps
February 23, 2012 5:14 PM PST
could get outta there with his skin these 5 big dudes came strollin in with some old drunk chick an some fella with green teeth,
February 23, 2012 5:31 PM PST
who looked like 5 miles of bad road, grinning widely he said
February 23, 2012 8:43 PM PST
Watch him folks, cuz he's a fairly dangerous man
February 23, 2012 11:44 PM PST
"Oh my God! Mom? Is that you?" he said to the chick standing with green teeth
February 24, 2012 12:35 AM PST
"Good for nothing son" said the Sea Hag as she was sporting a new tattoo of a
February 24, 2012 2:04 AM PST
Nice ink Ma! How's dear ol' dad?
February 24, 2012 2:10 AM PST
H'e fine ya little bas@%$. Hooked up with some old rich bi$$ with one foot in the grave.
February 24, 2012 2:14 AM PST
Was the other foot on a banana peel?
February 24, 2012 12:09 PM PST
Not sure but I guess he would make it the best 'last' week of her life...lol...and then when the dust had settled...
February 24, 2012 12:39 PM PST
It was time to hit the road for parts unknown
February 24, 2012 12:53 PM PST
He got enough gas to run as far as.....
February 24, 2012 12:58 PM PST
Needles, Arizona, where he ran into a beagle out in the desert who said his name was Spike. He thought to himself, self, I probably shouldn't have ate those 'shrooms in New Mexico!
February 24, 2012 2:37 PM PST
hit the road back to Mexico for a few more. They made me
February 24, 2012 4:00 PM PST
see things more clearly, everything is illuminated!
