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  • March 14, 2012 3:58 PM PDT
    and pulled in at the Quickstop for Beer and Cigarettes when
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    March 14, 2012 4:37 PM PDT
    out of nowhere a group of hermaphrodite stripper nuns dressed like clowns pulled up, oh shit he said....
  • March 14, 2012 4:43 PM PDT
    and flipped his cigarette butt off to the side and
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    March 14, 2012 4:58 PM PDT
    got the hell out of there! A few miles down the road he thought, hmmm... my ole lady was with me earlier.............
  • March 15, 2012 2:13 AM PDT
    so its a good job I have this shirt on that says, "If You Can Read This The B... Fell Off!!!", he wondered where she could be but...
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    March 17, 2012 2:37 AM PDT
    much to his surprise the mini van of hermaphrodite stripper nuns dressed like clowns pulled up, and his ole lady was driving and had a big ole grinn on her face. She got out of the van and walked up to him and said....
  • March 17, 2012 5:41 AM PDT
    "Dah, really 3:30 in the moring at the skate board park after a jar of shine you thought I would be neat to see if you could ride your harley and jump it, just to see its height? WTF man"
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    March 21, 2012 8:51 AM PDT
    He just shook his head and looked around. So he fired up his bike and rode to the end of the parking lot. Just as he was about to gun it, he thought......
  • March 21, 2012 8:59 AM PDT
    "I wonder if I can make the jump over HER"? and then as he opened it up and headed in her direction...
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    March 21, 2012 9:05 AM PDT
    Just as he hit full speed, it hit him as to why he left the house so many days ago. So he veered to the right and headed out the gate to continue his ride about.... (the saga continues)
  • March 21, 2012 9:08 AM PDT
    He headed for Vegas.....On the on ramp to the Interstate was a hitchhiker, he slowed and asked her where she was going, she said.....
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    March 21, 2012 12:28 PM PDT
    She wanted to go anywhere she could rip off all of her clothes and get away with..........
  • March 21, 2012 1:26 PM PDT
    so they went to the Mustang Ranch when they hit Nevada.......
  • March 21, 2012 6:12 PM PDT
    as they pull into the parking lot they noticed the place was shut shut and in the rear view mirror he thought he could make out the minivan with the hermaphordite nun stripper clowns pulling in behind them in the parking lot, he tells the hitchhiker...
  • March 22, 2012 1:46 AM PDT
    I hate these freaking clowns they keep following me everywhere, maybe they are filming a reality show, oh.......
  • March 22, 2012 2:59 AM PDT
    no, it is the cast of the Jesey Shore. What the heck is going on here??!!!
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    March 22, 2012 5:39 AM PDT
    He knew this was NOT gonna be a good thing and wanted no part of it. The hitchhiker said not no but, hell no, and they headed out from behind the building and off in the moonlight......
  • March 22, 2012 6:12 AM PDT
    they went. They decided to go to Florida when ...
  • March 23, 2012 12:10 PM PDT
    they stopped at South of the Border, coaxed in by pedro's comments and promises of.........
  • March 23, 2012 12:15 PM PDT
    copious amounts of Tequila and taco's and ...oh no again... the local Padre came forward holding out his hand with a...
  • March 24, 2012 9:45 AM PDT
    bible and collection plate requesting an offering so, what the hell the biker could use a blessing now and then he....
  • March 24, 2012 10:00 AM PDT
    leaned over and picked up a small boy and handed it to him, then as he chuckled to himself he went to a ceeegar store and...
  • March 24, 2012 11:48 AM PDT
    a cigar.....
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    March 24, 2012 1:24 PM PDT
    So he thought..."this can't be good, but I'm thirsty, and I need to piss, so..."

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  • March 26, 2012 6:21 AM PDT
    He whipped it out right then and there and did what he had to do...just as he did the last shake coming round the corner was a....