Favorite Quotes & Sayings

  • February 22, 2010 2:03 AM PST
    Don't follow in my footsteps-I think I stepped in something!
  • February 22, 2010 2:08 AM PST
    arbikerider wrote...
    Don't follow in my footsteps-I think I stepped in something!

    I know I have and some was not pleasant..
  • February 22, 2010 3:53 AM PST
    To all my ex's (in Kansas not Texas) : Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
  • February 22, 2010 4:06 AM PST
    You wouldnt know crazy if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch.....
    -Mike Muir
  • February 22, 2010 4:34 AM PST
    whether the rock hits the pitcher, or the pitcher hits the rock, it's still going to be bad for the pitcher. Pancho
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    February 22, 2010 6:57 AM PST
    Grab a hold of reality and CHOKE it to death!! is my fave, but the other is: A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a great friend will be sitting next to you saying " D*** that was fun!"
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    February 22, 2010 10:15 AM PST
    If at first you don't succeed get a bigger hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sears Automotive training manual!
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    February 22, 2010 10:46 AM PST
    shedsruty59 wrote...
    If at first you don't succeed get a bigger hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sears Automotive training manual!


    That reminds me, Both Nissan and Honda have in their manuals "if in doubt, replace with known good part" No wonder they are so expensive to fix!

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    February 22, 2010 12:56 PM PST
    "If you screw up tell me about it as soon as you know about it. - We will work it out together. - Lie to me & I will fire you before the end of the day"

    Me to all new hires
  • February 22, 2010 1:10 PM PST
    "That's gonna cost extra, GI" - A nice young lady in an establishment in Thailand
  • February 22, 2010 1:22 PM PST
    "if you can read this, the bitch fell off" t-shirt bought right after the divorce went final!
  • February 22, 2010 2:22 PM PST
    I have the Pu--y, I make the rules..a helmet sticker..
  • February 22, 2010 7:32 PM PST
    "A bird in the hand is good for some, but I'd rather have the bush". - Chuck Barris
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    February 22, 2010 8:04 PM PST
    Here kitty kitty kitty.
    ALF
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    February 22, 2010 10:25 PM PST
    rynydaz wrote...
    I have the Pu--y, I make the rules..a helmet sticker..


    and T shirt. and aint that the truth...

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    February 22, 2010 11:49 PM PST
    Now get those wagons in a circle ...lest you want to be wearing arrow shirts.
    John Wayne

    Dragon
  • February 23, 2010 12:09 AM PST
    If you are going to really use them, then your gonna break a few. Craftsman toolman
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    February 23, 2010 12:13 AM PST
    RexTheRoadDog wrote...
    rynydaz wrote...
    I have the Pu--y, I make the rules..a helmet sticker..


    and T shirt. and aint that the truth...

    Probably the truest statement here...LOL

     

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    February 23, 2010 12:32 AM PST
    rynydaz wrote...
    I have the Pu--y, I make the rules..a helmet sticker..

    About the time my age reached double digits figured out;
    Was bound to be whipped w/ something THEREFORE pick the softest thing available to be whipped with
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    February 23, 2010 12:37 AM PST
    99Savage wrote...
    rynydaz wrote...
    I have the Pu--y, I make the rules..a helmet sticker..

    About the time my age reached double digits figured out;
    Was bound to be whipped w/ something THEREFORE pick the softest thing available to be whipped with

    LMAO Bro !!!

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    February 23, 2010 12:48 AM PST
    Often imitated never duplicated
  • February 23, 2010 1:12 AM PST
    My father told me when i was young "You must remember (3) things in life 1)eat slowley, savor the flavor.2)take your time in the bathroom, and a paper.3)Spend alot of time with your woman.In other words slow down life runs along so fast it's over before you know it."He past away last year and i think he lived his life that way.
  • February 23, 2010 1:38 AM PST
    Take no sh*t, make no excuses.

    Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

    Kind man give his wife grand piano, wise man give her upright organ.

    Elevator smell different to midget.

    Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

    It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

    Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

    Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
  • February 23, 2010 9:50 AM PST
    People who think they know everything, really bother those of us that do!
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    February 23, 2010 10:38 AM PST
    who said playing with your food is not fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    here kitty kitty kitty.

    ALF