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OLD PEOPLE ROCK

  • March 3, 2010 3:30 AM PST
    Just another pass on
    Sorry: Due to technical diffaculties we are unable to display this topic
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    March 3, 2010 3:39 AM PST
    Just wondering where exactly and at what age are people considered OLD, because I'm 61 and i can tell ya ....I'm not OLD......just wondering....Now when I was 18 or 20 .....61 would have seem like one foot in the grave. It's all in perspective i think. Shit I still Rock, and will continue to Rock until my rocks fall off!!!
    Dragon
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    March 3, 2010 3:42 AM PST
    Howard, what type of problem are you having with getting it to display. Maybe we can help.

  • March 3, 2010 3:44 AM PST
    Howard, what type of problem are you having with getting it to display. Maybe we can help.

    His problem is that he's old....   

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    March 3, 2010 3:51 AM PST
    nightdragon wrote...
    Just wondering where exactly and at what age are people considered OLD, because I'm 61 and i can tell ya ....I'm not OLD......just wondering....Now when I was 18 or 20 .....61 would have seem like one foot in the grave. It's all in perspective i think. Shit I still Rock, and will continue to Rock until my rocks fall off!!!
    Dragon


    When we were young 61 was old.  I'm sure you have looked back at pictures and saw that people really ACTED old once they crossed the 50 mark.  Hell I crossed it a couple years back and I'm just starting to rock!

  • March 3, 2010 3:58 AM PST
    Fat fingers and slow mind lost the down load...... deleted
     looking for it.  I dropped it rolled under the key board,  the cat ate it .    DUUHHH
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    March 3, 2010 4:11 AM PST
    We do, don't we!
  • March 3, 2010 4:12 AM PST
    Lucky wrote...
    nightdragon wrote...
    Just wondering where exactly and at what age are people considered OLD, because I'm 61 and i can tell ya ....I'm not OLD......just wondering....Now when I was 18 or 20 .....61 would have seem like one foot in the grave. It's all in perspective i think. Shit I still Rock, and will continue to Rock until my rocks fall off!!!
    Dragon


    When we were young 61 was old.  I'm sure you have looked back at pictures and saw that people really ACTED old once they crossed the 50 mark.  Hell I crossed it a couple years back and I'm just starting to rock!
    Some refer to that as   TEETERING  
     

  • March 3, 2010 4:14 AM PST
    99Savage wrote...
    We do, don't we!


    Something just creepy about that pic.  However I could see that being me someday.

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    March 3, 2010 4:16 AM PST
    Hambone i can just see ya now......want some candy little girl...........
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    March 3, 2010 4:22 AM PST
    hambone wrote...
    99Savage wrote...
    We do, don't we!


    Something just creepy about that pic.  However I could see that being me someday.

     

    You want creepy!
  • March 3, 2010 4:31 AM PST
    Birds of a feather flock together.
    What is wrong with that?
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    March 3, 2010 4:33 AM PST
    I may catch a bit of flack from this but.......Hey let's get real here.....when you see a smoking hot Female with an old gizer draging an Oxygen bottle, (9.9 times out of 10) all she has on her mind is ...when in the hell is the Oxygen going to run out.

    I will probably go to hell for this one, but I call em as I see em.
    Dragon
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    March 3, 2010 4:57 AM PST
    nightdragon wrote...
    I may catch a bit of flack from this but.......Hey let's get real here.....when you see a smoking hot Female with an old gizer draging an Oxygen bottle, (9.9 times out of 10) all she has on her mind is ...when in the hell is the Oxygen going to run out.

    I will probably go to hell for this one, but I call em as I see em.
    Dragon

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    March 3, 2010 5:17 AM PST
    nightdragon wrote...
    I may catch a bit of flack from this but.......Hey let's get real here.....when you see a smoking hot Female with an old gizer draging an Oxygen bottle, (9.9 times out of 10) all she has on her mind is ...when in the hell is the Oxygen going to run out.

    I will probably go to hell for this one, but I call em as I see em.
    Dragon


    Yeah, but maybe he knows it and is taking it for a long a ride as he can...

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    March 3, 2010 5:26 AM PST
    RexTheRoadDog wrote...
    nightdragon wrote...
    I may catch a bit of flack from this but.......Hey let's get real here.....when you see a smoking hot Female with an old gizer draging an Oxygen bottle, (9.9 times out of 10) all she has on her mind is ...when in the hell is the Oxygen going to run out.

    I will probably go to hell for this one, but I call em as I see em.
    Dragon


    Yeah, but maybe he knows it and is taking it for a long a ride as he can...

     
    Hell I would!!!!!!!!!
    Dragon
  • March 3, 2010 5:31 AM PST
     Hey dragon, maybe it ain't an oxygen bottle. Maybe the ol' boy is dragging around a bottle of NOS fer when the motor needs a BOOST!!!  Sarge..   
  • March 3, 2010 5:45 AM PST
    A bottle of the experimental aerosol version of viagra?????
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    March 3, 2010 5:59 AM PST
    When your 55 and grab a leg like that ya get slapped. When your 70 and do it people think your cute. God, I'll be glad to turn 70 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • March 3, 2010 6:05 AM PST
    well hell, i remember, back in the day, after gettin outta the navy ( 6 years at sea ) youngsters were sayin,
    " never trust anybody over 30 ".
    well, just turned 68, am still riding, fly fishing and playin in a classic rock band, considering my self v-e-r-y lucky.
    bottom line, i don't sweat what they say..I/We are doin it. !!!!!! hope " they " are as fortunate....
  • March 3, 2010 6:05 AM PST
    well hell, i remember, back in the day, after gettin outta the navy ( 6 years at sea ) youngsters were sayin,
    " never trust anybody over 30 ".
    well, just turned 68, am still riding, fly fishing and playin in a classic rock band, considering my self v-e-r-y lucky.
    bottom line, i don't sweat what they say..I/We are doin it. !!!!!! hope " they " are as fortunate....
  • March 3, 2010 6:16 AM PST
    I don't do rap, hand spins and my pants aint on da ground-----is that old
  • March 3, 2010 7:22 AM PST
    When I turned 55 my wife asked me "how do you feel now that your getting old"?
    I told her "that I feel like an 18 year old".
    Just that I couldn't catch her.
    She was not amused.
  • March 3, 2010 8:26 AM PST
    hgsc90 wrote...
    I don't do rap, hand spins and my pants aint on da ground-----is that old
     I feel the same way and than aint old! More power to ya!
  • March 3, 2010 8:37 AM PST
    Like I told a "youngster" at work, "How'd you like to go tell that pretty little girlfriend of yours that the beating you just got was from an old man".........