December 7, 2009 11:48 PM PST
I’m a modern day biker, got a scooter to prove it,
Got ink on my arm, took 5 minutes to choose it.
My putt she’s a beauty 40 grand worth of chrome,
I didn’t know now how to ride her, so I trailered her home.
I bought her on credit, accessories up the wazoo,
Bought some worn chaps and a leather jacket on HD credit too.
I got me some apes, about 3 feet tall
They’re way over my head, can’t reach them at all.
Big carb and big cam, big tire to boot,
But I pray she don’t break cuz I can’t fix my own scoot.
Couple falls, couple crashes another 5 grand in fix’n
Now I got my permit just can’t take my little vixen.
My ol lady she’s a hottie, she’ll be 18 in June,
She loves all the chrome and now gives me the poon.
I wear a bandana, all folded and pressed,
No helmet for me, I ride to impress.
I got me an attitude, I’m the baddest in town,
But I check it at the door when real patchers are around.
I bought a big knife but I leave it at home,
I wore it out once but got in the way of my phone.
I call my friends “bro” now, they got new scooters too
We think we need an oil changed, just no sure how to.
I watch Pauly and Cody and Vinny and Senior
But I love Mikey the most, he’s the freaking ring leader.
And don’t forget Jessie and his West Coast Choppers,
Building every bikers dream, 50 thousand dollar bar hoppers.
I won’t ride to Sturgis, man that’s way too far
I’ll just load up the trailer and tow with the car.
I’ll stay in a motel, five stars there’s no doubt
One with great food and were credit has clout.
I will trailer near town then jump in with some scooters
1200 miles to drool at some girl with fake hooters.
I might get my ear pierced or another tattoo
Of skulls or of dagger or maybe F**k U
If the ol lady don’t like it and thinks I’m a dope
No problems here, it’ll wash off with soap
Sleep on the ground! You’re kidding me right?
Next thing you’ll want me to do is stay up n party all night.
I’ll buy me a patch that says “I RODE MINE THERE”
Who the hells gonna know, it’s a lie but who cares.
Ride to live, live to ride, I got riden in my veins,
Except when it’s too hot or too cold or windy or it rains.
Yea, I’m a modern day biker, you got something to say?
Send me an email, I’ll answer someday.
