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• August 9, 2013 2:11 AM PDT

  in the topic Got a pic you like, a funny, a saying....share it! We all need in the forum Off Topic

   It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!                                                                  - Geof Biskupski
• April 10, 2013 4:48 AM PDT

  in the topic A question for fellow riders? in the forum Off Topic

  Absolutely has happened. Turning left from a busy street right into gravel. Had no time to react, and it took my tires out from under me. Luckily I was going slow and no damaged happened to the bike. Still gets your heart beat going!
• September 14, 2012 3:16 AM PDT

  in the topic I know this will only mean something to just a few but ......... in the forum Off Topic

  Trust the bike, as the bike will trust you in return.
• August 23, 2012 3:19 AM PDT

  in the topic The New Harley and Dishes in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes

  This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer and he picks out the perfect bike. While getting all the paperwork together, the dealer tells him about an old biker-trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The trick is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.       A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She wants him to meet her parents so she asks him to come to dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents' house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.  They enter and the young man notices there are dirty dishes everywhere in the kitchen and living room, so he makes a note to not say a word.      After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break and get stuck doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up. He reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says a word. Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder sex. No one says a word. He is wondering what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.The father says "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"
• August 8, 2012 4:47 AM PDT

  in the topic Keep A Word - Drop A Word in the forum Forum Games

  Home Run
• August 3, 2012 5:05 AM PDT

  in the topic Most Embarrassing Moment With Your Bike in the forum Biker Chat

  A few years back, on my way home from work, I broke my clutch cable shifting from 4th to 5th. After the bike shut down and I was able to get into neutral, I decided to walk my bike the rest of the way (which was only 2.5 miles, instead of getting it towed (I'm a cheap polak)! While walking it down the street, I passed up a car wash that was full of hotties in bikini's hosting an event washing other bikes. I just put my head down in shame and kept walking. That was one of the longest and most strenuous walks of my life.
• August 3, 2012 4:53 AM PDT

  in the topic Newbie to riding in US and this site :) in the forum New Members

  What's Happening! Welcome from Chicago, IL!
• July 23, 2012 3:25 AM PDT

  in the topic Does music drive you? Can your moods be swayed by it? in the forum Off Topic

  As a musician, music does both drive me and sways my moods.  I am a believer that music is the soundtrack of our lives.  I somehow could remember a certain part of my life so vividly, like it happened yesterday, whenever a certain song comes on.  With out music, life would be dull.  That is why when I hear that schools are cutting music and art programs to save money, I cringe.  It is such an integral part of our lives.
• May 8, 2012 4:13 AM PDT

  in the topic Hi, new from London England in the forum New Members

  Welcome from Chicago, IL. Birthplace of the Baby-back Rib and the murder capital of the US!
• May 1, 2012 5:45 AM PDT

  in the topic Fantastic Pictures or Scenery... in the forum Off Topic

  Hawaii from above.  I took this one on our way to Kauai, Hawaii in 2006.  I love how the water changes as you get closer to the coast!

  
• March 15, 2012 9:28 AM PDT

  in the topic NBA Basketball Starting in the forum Off Topic

  DA BULLS!
• February 8, 2012 3:51 AM PST

  in the topic Street Cred in the forum Biker Chat

  I don't know if this gives me street cred or just makes me lucky, but in the summer of '09, my father-in-law went out for a nice summer ride. When we left the house it was a gorgeous 82 out, sunny and cloudless. After riding for a few hours, we decided to stop and get some lunch. While inside, unknown to both of us, the weather decided to take a turn for the worst. As we left the diner, it was grey and strangely calm. While heading home, we both noticed that it was getting a bit green outside and the clouds started swirling around. As we both glanced at each other the tornado sirens went off and sure as shit, behind us, a tornado had formed and was coming up behind us. With absolutely nowhere to pull over, we decided to gun it, blowing past stop signs till we were able to turn, heading into a different direction. Needless to say, we ended making it back to my house only to learn that a supercell popped up from nowhere producing an EF3 tornado, causing some major damage in the Chicagoland area. My heart hurt after that one, and now I never go anywhere without double checking the weather.
• January 26, 2012 2:56 AM PST

  in the topic So...what's to be envied??? in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes

  Funny!
• January 24, 2012 4:51 AM PST

  in the topic Some Monday Funnies! in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes

  I needed that right now!
• January 23, 2012 2:18 AM PST

  in the topic Hey from Maryland!! in the forum New Members

  Hello from Chicago
• January 23, 2012 1:31 AM PST

  in the topic Hello from southwest Michigan in the forum New Members

  Welcome from Chicagoland
• September 9, 2011 1:51 AM PDT

  in the topic ABCs of Geography in the forum Forum Games

  New Lenox, IL
• February 3, 2011 1:00 AM PST

  in the topic snowstorms in the forum Off Topic

  We got 20.6 inches in Chicago and some of the drifts out here are almost 6 feet tall! It was the first time I got the day of work because of the weather. That was Tuesday and Wednesday. Today is the arctic cold. This morning's commute was -4, and the high for today is forcasted at 6.
• March 2, 2010 8:23 AM PST

  in the topic How long have you been Married, or how long were you married. in the forum Off Topic

  Coming up on 4 years in April! We have been together for over 11 years.
• January 12, 2010 3:09 AM PST

  in the topic Local Biker Bars........ in the forum Biker Chat

  Uncle Richie's Place in Lockport, IL. Best Bloody Marys in the World!