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What Would You Name Your Bar?

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    February 13, 2011 1:29 AM PST

    If you opened a bar, what would you call it...

    I would call mine "He's Not Here"


    That way the bartenders could save a lot of time answering the phone with "Hello, He's Not Here"
  • February 13, 2011 1:40 AM PST
    Mine is called Home
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    February 13, 2011 3:28 AM PST
    Good question,most likely I would go for some sort of theme name to back up the bar's look..locale etc..building history etc..Steelwheels has a nice ring to it,probably hang some antique rims n crap around the joint..
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    February 13, 2011 3:57 AM PST
    Always wanted one called Bikes and Dikes...

    Inside the theme would be strictly Bikes and Bettie Page and on one wall, have a waterfall with a dike (literally) with a "dummy" made up to look like her, sticking her finger in the hole...
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    February 13, 2011 5:03 AM PST
    Had the bar, for a minute. The powers that be, had a problem with the name I wanted. If I ever do re-open, the name's in stone, literally..."The Horny Horse". I collect unicorns. Some folks, actually thought I was perverted, or sumpin...
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    Tweek
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    February 13, 2011 6:35 AM PST
    The Broken Spoke
  • February 13, 2011 6:42 AM PST
    Long Rides Saloon and grill.    
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    February 13, 2011 7:08 AM PST
    We had a bar in our backyard..It was called the bunker bar..Alot of bikes semi automatic gun fire,drunken brawls and empty whiskey bottles..No complaints from the neighbours funily enough..CHEERS BOOF
  • February 13, 2011 9:35 AM PST
    Belly Up
  • February 13, 2011 9:39 AM PST
    probably would call it " wheels" or "the fishtail", bike parking closest to the front door
  • February 13, 2011 9:50 AM PST
    Beerz 4 Bikerz
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    February 13, 2011 11:47 AM PST
    The Office
    ... as in "Honey!! I've gotta go to the office this evening."
  • February 13, 2011 3:04 PM PST
    swingin dicks
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    February 14, 2011 12:09 AM PST
    If there was food it could be "The Booze-Inn"
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    February 14, 2011 5:24 AM PST
    Beer Me Tavern
  • February 14, 2011 5:59 AM PST
    O.K. so this isn't a name of a bar but passing through Okla going to visit my Okie folks I seen two stores that cracked me up. One was called "Come and Go"..................no explaination for why I thought this funny.

    The other was "Get'N Split".

  • February 14, 2011 6:32 AM PST
    Build the bar on a river within site of a dam and call it Dam View.
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    February 14, 2011 7:13 AM PST
    Beers,Boobs & Babes!!
  • February 14, 2011 7:50 AM PST
    It would have to be "The Howlin' Wolf"
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    February 14, 2011 9:27 AM PST
    RaceAngel wrote...
    O.K. so this isn't a name of a bar but passing through Okla going to visit my Okie folks I seen two stores that cracked me up. One was called "Come and Go"..................no explaination for why I thought this funny.

    The other was "Get'N Split".

    Wasn't that the name of one of those Nevada ranches up near Tonapah, or at least what we refered to it as...

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    February 14, 2011 11:13 AM PST
    "topless"
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    February 15, 2011 12:04 AM PST
    Ironhead tavern, Blues & BBQ with bike night once aweek (ok every day would be bike night).
  • February 15, 2011 12:14 AM PST
    Sissy Bar.....hee hee
  • February 15, 2011 12:37 AM PST
    FavoriteJewel wrote...
    Belly Up

    We have a Belly up Tavern near us in So. California, great bar and great name!
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    February 15, 2011 12:41 AM PST
    Well..... I got 2....either Boo Boo's (after a buddy that passed) or....... HIJINX!!!