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Is the Honeymoon over?

  • January 20, 2010 9:40 AM PST
    You know the Honeymoon is over when: you are cutting you husband's hair,...( topless)...and he says: "move over, so I can watch the Military Channel".
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    January 20, 2010 9:47 AM PST
    If I could get any female to cut my hair topless (wife or otherwise), I promise I would NEVER be watching the tv.
    I have been married for 32 years and them there funbags still fascinate me. LOL
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    January 20, 2010 10:06 AM PST
    Wait just a minute here....in my defense it was the best of the best feature of the all time Fighter Aircraft in the world. Oh what the hell .....there is no out for me on this one.........Help!!!
    Night Dragon
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    January 20, 2010 10:12 AM PST
    lol. Dont say the Honeymoon is over!!!
  • January 20, 2010 10:14 AM PST
    I need a haircut!
  • January 20, 2010 10:19 AM PST
    nightdragon wrote...
    Wait just a minute here....in my defense it was the best of the best feature of the all time Fighter Aircraft in the world. Oh what the hell .....there is no out for me on this one.........Help!!!
    Night Dragon
       I think you are in deep on that one brother!At least she seems to be taking it with a little bit of humor
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    January 20, 2010 10:20 AM PST
    Night Dragon....when you are in a hole stop digging ............

    boobies man....B...O...O..B...I..E..S......AND YOU ASKED HER TO MOVE!

    ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN MIND????

    angeleyes he must have had too much sun, he suffered a mamatary(sic) lapse in sanity, he short circuited!

    I don't know , man lots and lots of GROVELING for a while......

    DEAD MAN WALKING! LMAO!
  • January 20, 2010 10:30 AM PST
    My guess is no more damn haircuts with the entertainment included.
    Just saying...
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    January 20, 2010 10:35 AM PST
    Dyna wrote...
    Night Dragon....when you are in a hole stop digging ............

    boobies man....B...O...O..B...I..E..S......

    DEAD MAN WALKING! LMAO!


    LOL
  • January 20, 2010 10:36 AM PST
    His hair is down to his ass now, needless to say!
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    January 20, 2010 10:37 AM PST
    I told my wife why don't you put a post on here............Shit the very first post and it had to be about this???!!!
    I had rather shave my head with a cheese grader.....than go on with this pain.
    By the way my hair is down to my ass now.
    Dragon
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    January 20, 2010 10:41 AM PST
    Dyna wrote...
    Night Dragon....when you are in a hole stop digging ............

    boobies man....B...O...O..B...I..E..S......AND YOU ASKED HER TO MOVE!

    ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN MIND????

    angeleyes he must have had too much sun, he suffered a mamatary(sic) lapse in sanity, he short circuited!

    I don't know , man lots and lots of GROVELING for a while......

    DEAD MAN WALKING! LMAO!



     laughing about this one......your killing me     ..Dragon / Angel
    eyes
  • January 20, 2010 10:42 AM PST
    Dyna wrote...
    Night Dragon....when you are in a hole stop digging ............

    boobies man....B...O...O..B...I..E..S......AND YOU ASKED HER TO MOVE!

    ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN MIND????

    angeleyes he must have had too much sun, he suffered a mamatary(sic) lapse in sanity, he short circuited!

    I don't know , man lots and lots of GROVELING for a while......

    DEAD MAN WALKING! LMAO!
      You are funny as hell Dyna!
  • January 20, 2010 10:44 AM PST
    Well, blow a beautiful woman like that off in that manner, cut your own damn hair! lol
    But be sure you screw it up, so she'll feel sorry for your lame self, she'll then say she'll fix it and you can BEG BEG BEG for her to pleasse cut it like she used to, beautiful woman love of your life, perfection that she is, topless!
    Steph
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    January 20, 2010 10:52 AM PST
    ok.........I get it now!!!!!
    Dragon
  • January 20, 2010 11:00 AM PST
    I really meant to be helping you dig OUT of that hole hon, truly! Will put the truck away and stop driving tho, okay? Atleast for tnite ;)
  • January 20, 2010 11:05 AM PST
    no, keep it up...
  • January 20, 2010 11:33 AM PST
    i HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR ANGELEYES? DO THOSE BOOTS COME WITH SPURS FOR RIDIN AND IF SO HAVE THEY BEEN SHARPENED????
  • January 20, 2010 11:38 AM PST
    i'm just completely confused, was there a beer nearby? if so, man what were you thinking? you had the tri-fecta!
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    January 20, 2010 11:52 AM PST
    Man did you bessed up. try begging her to cut it again the way she used too.
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    January 20, 2010 8:17 PM PST
    If it makes everybody feel better I did spent a small amount of time in the dog house for that stunt.

    The humble Dragon
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    January 20, 2010 10:51 PM PST
    WOW... topless haircut..... Wish I had hair.......
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    January 20, 2010 11:08 PM PST
    You are right Dragon, no way outa that one. Major oops...
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    January 21, 2010 12:36 AM PST
    I cannot believe Hambone hasn't taken his complimenary shot at my ass on this one.

    Night Dragon
  • February 19, 2010 10:34 AM PST
    Damn Dragon, you were talkin when you should have been droolin!