Luke, I am your...........

    • 823 posts
    February 23, 2012 3:28 AM PST
     Come up with a new word to finish this movie quote, other than the original.  See how one word could change a whole movie.  If we run out of words for this one somebody throw out a new quote to play with.




    Luke, I am your __________________







    • 823 posts
    February 23, 2012 3:31 AM PST
    Luke, I am your babysitter!
  • February 23, 2012 4:16 AM PST
    "It's not the age baby, it's the____ (pork rinds)
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    February 23, 2012 4:45 AM PST
    Luke, I am your friend from CycleFish, you know DarthV-rod.
    • 658 posts
    February 23, 2012 5:18 AM PST
    Luke, I am your Bartender.
  • February 23, 2012 5:33 AM PST
    Luke, I am your BIGGEST FAN!! Will you sign my light saber? Will you pose with me for a picture? Are you going to Star Wars Celebration VI? ...
  • February 23, 2012 5:36 AM PST
    Luke, I am your sperm donor. You looked so cute in the petri dish, too. Ahhh, memories. ::sniffle::
  • February 23, 2012 6:24 AM PST
    Luke....I am your lost brother. You know, the one they never told you about.
  • February 23, 2012 6:26 AM PST
    Luke I Am Your Pet Wamp Rat Reincarnated Into This 7' 6" Wookie-Lookilike, and Because You Didn't Treat Me Good I Am Now Going To Kick Your Butt.....
  • February 23, 2012 6:46 AM PST
    Luke, I am your nerf herder... laugh it up fuzz ball!
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    February 23, 2012 6:58 AM PST
    Luke I am your sponsor and I really think you should put that beer down mate
    • 823 posts
    February 23, 2012 8:10 AM PST
    Luke, I am your sister and we shouldn't have done that earlier!
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    February 23, 2012 9:02 AM PST
    Luke, I am your drinking partner, lets kick your sponsors ass for suggesting you put the drink down!!
    • 1161 posts
    February 23, 2012 9:46 AM PST
    Luke, I am your Huckleberry. ( I guess this is not the original statement.)
    • 5419 posts
    February 23, 2012 10:02 AM PST
    Luke I am your Mother... used to be your father, but you'd be amazed at what you can do with a light sabre and a steady hand.
    • 823 posts
    February 23, 2012 12:24 PM PST
    Luke, I am your............biggest fan!! Can I have your autograph????
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    February 23, 2012 12:28 PM PST
    Luke I am your Aussie mate lets grab another bottle before DJ gets mad
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    February 23, 2012 2:21 PM PST
    Luke, I am your conscience, stay away from anyone called BOOF!!!!
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    February 23, 2012 2:36 PM PST
    Luke I am your brother inlaw,but you already know what a good sport your sister is..Nudge nudge wink wink
    • 823 posts
    February 23, 2012 2:38 PM PST
    Luke, I am your date for the night, I need $1000 up front................
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    February 23, 2012 3:42 PM PST
    Guero wrote...
    Luke, I am your date for the night, I need $1000 up front................


    Thats up there with the bloody best so far mate..Cheers BOOF

  • February 24, 2012 12:46 AM PST
    Luke I am your Hans cause you flying Solo
  • February 24, 2012 12:56 AM PST
    Luke, I am your tax attorney. You need to settle up with the imperial dark side taxes quick or they'll repo your light saber, your space ship, and everything else. They'll ship you off to some swamp planet like they did to Yoda for like 900 years. You'll need that telepathy crap to communicate with any creature more evolved than a snake.
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    February 24, 2012 1:27 AM PST
    Luke, I am your Hair Dryer....


  • February 24, 2012 1:40 AM PST
    Luke, I am your pimp... Now where's my MONEY?!?!?