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SultanOfSuede

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  • SultanOfSuede
    SultanOfSuede replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
     


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    We have the standard 6ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence.???????????????? ?????

    Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works.

    One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6 hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all.

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    • February 16, 2012
  • SultanOfSuede
    SultanOfSuede replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    And we know you're a poser if...
     

    You spit out the bug that just flew in your...  more
    And we know you're a poser if...
     

    You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth. 
    You spend more time shining your bike than riding it. 
    You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you. 
    You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady. 
    You take your bike into the shop for oil changes. 
    Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding. 
    You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte. 
    You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself. 
    Your saddle bags say "Gucci". 
    You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags. 
    Your tattoos wash off. 
    You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home. 
    You won't ride down a gravel road. 
    You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels. 
    You only ride on weekends, when you can. 
    You never ride to work. 
    All your leathers match. 
    There are...    less
    • February 16, 2012
  • SultanOfSuede
    SultanOfSuede replied to a topic in the forum Forum Games:
     I win!
    • January 30, 2012
  • SultanOfSuede
    SultanOfSuede replied to a topic in the forum Ride Stories:
    I was headed out of Tucson for Phoenix, 110* and I was with three other scooters, all choppers. I was riding my rigid frame pan/shovel, running a 12" over springer with a 21" Avon front tire. We were almost to Picacho Peak when my front tire...  moreI was headed out of Tucson for Phoenix, 110* and I was with three other scooters, all choppers. I was riding my rigid frame pan/shovel, running a 12" over springer with a 21" Avon front tire. We were almost to Picacho Peak when my front tire just exploded... shredded into nothing but rim in about 4 seconds flat.
    We were riding two-up (side by side) and I was riding 'wing' (front right). Traffic was all around us and I knew I had about 2 seconds to live. So I did the only think that made sense to me.... I smashed the rear brake pedal as hard as I could. The back tire locked up and as it started to try and pass me on the left, it pointed the front of the bike at the shoulder. I let off the brake, goosed the throttle and hit the sand... at around 70!
    Now, the folks that live in that area know that the shoulder of I-10 varies between hard-pan, shrub patches and sections of flat, featureless sand. It was one of those patches that I hit. It did the same thing to me that it does to...    less
    • January 11, 2012
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Personal Information

  • First Name Dan
  • Birthday October 29, 1953
  • Gender Male
  • State MICHIGAN
  • Zip 49321

General Info

  • Occupation semi-retired
  • Hobbies woodworking, reading, fishing, and of course, riding scoot

Forum Posts

  • February 16, 2012 6:03 AM PST
    in the topic I can't let go!!! in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    Heh, Black, I like your style and place in the visions created when reading your works. I too was born and raised in farm country, and can attest to much of what you have written. Great adventure, it sure put a humorous slant to my day!
  • February 16, 2012 5:28 AM PST
    in the topic We Know Your a Poser in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    I am a poser. I pose when standing at the urinal, cuz to move around can be dangerous to my boots. I pose when looking through those binoculars at the top of Mount Washinton, cuz I can't figger out why I rode all the way up there to look down. I pose when sitting down to type this reply, cuz it's sorta hard to ride while texting. I pose while staring into the campfire after I have solved all of the worlds problems during my contemplations. I pose in front of the sign that says "Welcome to Hell Michigan", just to prove I have been to Hell and Back So yeah, I 'pose I am a poser.
  • January 30, 2012 4:59 AM PST
    in the topic Last one to post a comment wins in the forum Forum Games
    Well now, bein relatively new to the forum (I have been a member for a while, but haven't posted much), I thot this was a good one to get my feet wet on.  Ever since I was a lil kid, I have been told that I can't do this, or I can't do that. Which does nothing but sends my personality composition into that "I dare ya" mode. Again.  Tis a side of me that can get me into some hot water from time to time. Like that time I was sitting around the campfire down at the Michigan International Speedway, and my buddy dared me, with the promise of a six pack, that I wouldn't streak the track and the campground across the street. I did, and got that sixpack of Pfeiffer 96. (Wut-ina-L is Pfeiffer 96)  I never did drink any of that beer, just hung onto it and gave it back to my bro on some other dumbass bet a year later. He then turned around and paid off some bet to someone else with it. That sixpack is still running the gamut somewhere out there in bikerland.  So there!  I win !   But only on the condition I don't get that six pack of Pfeiffer back !
  • January 11, 2012 10:35 AM PST
    in the topic Front Tires and Evil Trolls in the forum Ride Stories
    Hey dude, I am gonna say this only once, dammit, you best watch how you address us evil Michigan (below the bridge) Trolls ! Heh!!!
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