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  SultanOfSuede replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

   
  
  
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  We have the standard 6ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence.???????????????? ?????
  
  Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works.
  
  One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6 hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all.
  
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  • February 16, 2012
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  SultanOfSuede replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  And we know you're a poser if...
   
  
  You spit out the bug that just flew in your...  moreAnd we know you're a poser if...
   
  
  You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth. 
  You spend more time shining your bike than riding it. 
  You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you. 
  You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady. 
  You take your bike into the shop for oil changes. 
  Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding. 
  You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte. 
  You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself. 
  Your saddle bags say "Gucci". 
  You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags. 
  Your tattoos wash off. 
  You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home. 
  You won't ride down a gravel road. 
  You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels. 
  You only ride on weekends, when you can. 
  You never ride to work. 
  All your leathers match. 
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  • February 16, 2012
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  SultanOfSuede replied to a topic in the forum Forum Games:

   I win!

  • January 30, 2012
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  SultanOfSuede replied to a topic in the forum Ride Stories:

  I was headed out of Tucson for Phoenix, 110* and I was with three other scooters, all choppers. I was riding my rigid frame pan/shovel, running a 12" over springer with a 21" Avon front tire. We were almost to Picacho Peak when my front tire...  moreI was headed out of Tucson for Phoenix, 110* and I was with three other scooters, all choppers. I was riding my rigid frame pan/shovel, running a 12" over springer with a 21" Avon front tire. We were almost to Picacho Peak when my front tire just exploded... shredded into nothing but rim in about 4 seconds flat.
  We were riding two-up (side by side) and I was riding 'wing' (front right). Traffic was all around us and I knew I had about 2 seconds to live. So I did the only think that made sense to me.... I smashed the rear brake pedal as hard as I could. The back tire locked up and as it started to try and pass me on the left, it pointed the front of the bike at the shoulder. I let off the brake, goosed the throttle and hit the sand... at around 70!
  Now, the folks that live in that area know that the shoulder of I-10 varies between hard-pan, shrub patches and sections of flat, featureless sand. It was one of those patches that I hit. It did the same thing to me that it does to...    less

  • January 11, 2012
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  • March 18, 2011