Motorcycle Forums » Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes

Senior Texting Codes

    • Moderator
    • 277 posts
    March 24, 2011 5:03 AM PDT
    For all you "older" texters:

    ATD:  At The Doctors
    BFF:  Best Friend Fell
    BTW:  Bring the Wheelchair
    BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth
    FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was
    GGPBL:  Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
    GHA:  Got Heartburn Again
    IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On
    LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out
    OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG:  Oh My! Sorry, Gas
    ROFLACGU:  Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
    TTYL:  Talk To You Louder
  • March 24, 2011 5:14 AM PDT
    Thats pretty funny!!!!!!
    • 846 posts
    March 24, 2011 5:17 AM PDT
    Here's another,

    PIMP pissing in my pants
    • 5417 posts
    March 24, 2011 5:27 AM PDT
    Very Funny

    And there is

    PICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

    Pain In Chest...
  • March 24, 2011 6:58 AM PDT
    I guess that texting has a place like in a public place, Restaurant or simular. I do not text as with old Mechanic fingers I find the buttons are to small. With the push of 11 buttons max and usually 1 or 2 speed dial. I can converse a lot quicker. I also don't have the dictioary for all the text shortcuts ok. I even have a full size wireless keyboard for this laptop and a 21" screen running visual at 125%. So if you have something to say - SPEAK UP..
  • March 24, 2011 8:01 AM PDT
    Good ones there...
    • 59 posts
    March 24, 2011 10:52 AM PDT
    hgsc90 wrote...
    I guess that texting has a place like in a public place, Restaurant or simular. I do not text as with old Mechanic fingers I find the buttons are to small. With the push of 11 buttons max and usually 1 or 2 speed dial. I can converse a lot quicker. I also don't have the dictioary for all the text shortcuts ok. I even have a full size wireless keyboard for this laptop and a 21" screen running visual at 125%. So if you have something to say - SPEAK UP..



    I'm with you!

    • Moderator
    • 16575 posts
    March 26, 2011 2:15 AM PDT
    whad ya say Howard??? I can't hear ya......
    • 844 posts
    March 26, 2011 3:08 AM PDT
    A few more...

    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center 
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent 
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers 
    FYI: Found Your Insulin 
    LOL: Living On Lipitor 
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On 
    LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? 
    WTP: Where's The Prunes? 
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil 

  • March 26, 2011 4:18 AM PDT
    funny
  • April 14, 2011 4:29 AM PDT
    LOL.... : )
    • Moderator
    • 1507 posts
    April 14, 2011 7:50 AM PDT
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil - lol
  • April 20, 2011 4:10 AM PDT
    I think I resemble those remarks!!!!!