"Will you eat me now?"

What do you mean this isn't a DOT approved helmet. Screw it let's ride or i'll piss on your boots.

Hillbilly Yacht Club just ahead!

I suppose these are unclean in some cultures but us infidels will try anything once

4 out of 5 dentists recommend gum with hair

Go on, have a bite!

I didn't pickup any nuts....

Quick, There's an animal in trouble somewhere.

Blue jays attacking a squirrel on a bird feed at oak and elm, it’s time for super squirrel to the rescue

Mom got me some new underwear really cheep but this and wonder woman is going over the edge.

NEWS FLASH!!!   Finally, BOOF's refridge has finally been located in Austrailia!! Local reporters report thatit took so long because it was disguised as a motorcycle storage shed. 

Beer, Beer everywhere. and I'm heading to an AA meeting.

Beer, Beer everywhere. and I'm heading to an AA meeting.

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Yeah I know mate i'm on bloody beer rations this weekend only enough for me sorry

What do you mean my new bike looks shithouse?

I know this is gonna hurt, but I think I got their attention

Its all in the dismount for a perfect 10

I got the chicks now! Even if I don’t stick the landing I’ll go for the sympathy angle.

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Dad my bloody rockers got no spark and the throttle response is shithouse...

Mom don't like the short pipe...says it's too loud?

You are getting sleepy, sleeeeeppppppyyyyyy.....