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Tough Questions...

  • September 8, 2010 5:23 AM PDT
    why do we wash bath towles, aren't we clean when we use them
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    September 8, 2010 6:08 AM PDT
    Good question. I changed the title of your post to see how many other "WHYs" we could come up with...

    Why do they call it a Firetruck? I already have a fire, I need a water truck!!!


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    September 8, 2010 6:14 AM PDT
    Why would you need a Hot Water Heater - isn't hot water already heated?
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    September 8, 2010 10:42 AM PDT
    How can there be self-help “groups?”
  • September 8, 2010 10:56 AM PDT
    What happens if you wear an 18 hour bra for 19 hours?
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    September 8, 2010 11:22 AM PDT
    why do people call them ATM machines?
  • September 8, 2010 12:00 PM PDT
    GoFastGirl wrote...
    What happens if you wear an 18 hour bra for 19 hours?
    I begin to feel confinded. 
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    September 8, 2010 12:16 PM PDT

    after eating do frogs have to wait an hour before swimming?
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    September 8, 2010 12:17 PM PDT
    Can fat people go "skinny dipping"?
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    September 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT
    GoFastGirl wrote...
    What happens if you wear an 18 hour bra for 19 hours?


    Don't know, never wore one....

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    September 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT
    OK all of you GI's know this one...
    Why is it called Military Intelligence???
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    September 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT
    Oh and why do they paint on the road 'Slow School Zone'?
    I have never seen one of those schools move...
    Oh wait, maybe they mean the students are 'Slow'. So why would they advertise that???

    And while I am on signs, I have NEVER seen a bride at a "Bridal Crossing!"
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    September 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT
    Now why do they call them 24-hour contacts if you only use them for 18-19 hours?

    Why do they put up Deer Crossing signs if the deer cant read them and know they need to cross near it?

    Who would have guessed a sign was needed to tell you if it is raining the road might be wet....
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    September 8, 2010 3:08 PM PDT
    BOOF wrote...
    Can fat people go "skinny dipping"?


    No........ They go "Chunky Dunkin'" !!!!!!!!!!!

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    September 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT
    If olive oil comes from olives
    Peanut oil comes from peanuts,
    palm oil comes from palms,

    Where does baby oil come from ?
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    September 8, 2010 3:15 PM PDT
    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
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    September 8, 2010 3:18 PM PDT
    They put up a "No Smoking" sign at the front door to our business. And on it was the "no smoking" supposedly done in Braille. How would a blind person know that the sign is there in order to read it?
  • September 8, 2010 3:30 PM PDT
    no cell phone use in school zone signs are all over, 200 dollar fine they say, does that count for the students and teachers on campus in the school zone too?
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    September 8, 2010 3:32 PM PDT
    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say"I'm gonna squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
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    September 8, 2010 4:00 PM PDT
    Why do blonds have more fun?
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    September 8, 2010 4:05 PM PDT
    Shouldnt Ronald mcDonald be like...Heavier?
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    September 9, 2010 2:24 AM PDT
    Can a person be a closet claustrophobic?
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    September 9, 2010 3:38 AM PDT
    Are Blue Berries Blue ??? Or are they really Purple
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    September 9, 2010 7:24 AM PDT
    Why is the word for fear of long words so long"hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"?
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    September 9, 2010 7:27 AM PDT
    What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?