September 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                OK all of you GI's know this one...
Why is it called Military Intelligence???                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Oh and why do they paint on the road 'Slow School Zone'?
I have never seen one of those schools move...
Oh wait, maybe they mean the students are 'Slow'. So why would they advertise that???
And while I am on signs, I have NEVER seen a bride at a "Bridal Crossing!"
                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Now why do they call them 24-hour contacts if you only use them for 18-19 hours?
 
Why do they put up Deer Crossing signs if the deer cant read them and know they need to cross near it?
 
Who would have guessed a sign was needed to tell you if it is raining the road might be wet....
 
                              
              
                
                  September 8, 2010 3:08 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                
Can fat people go "skinny dipping"?
No........ They go "Chunky Dunkin'" !!!!!!!!!!!
 
                               
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                If olive oil comes from olives
Peanut oil comes from peanuts,
palm oil comes from palms,
Where does baby oil come from ?                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 8, 2010 3:15 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 8, 2010 3:18 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                They put up a "No Smoking" sign at the front door to our business. And on it was the "no smoking" supposedly done in Braille. How would a blind person know that the sign is there in order to read it?                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 8, 2010 3:30 PM PDT                
                
                                                                                                                                
               
              
                no cell phone use in school zone signs are all over, 200 dollar fine they say, does that count for the students and teachers on campus in the school zone too?                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 8, 2010 3:32 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Who was the first person to look at a cow and say"I'm gonna squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 8, 2010 4:00 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Why do blonds have more fun?                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 8, 2010 4:05 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Shouldnt Ronald mcDonald be like...Heavier?                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 9, 2010 2:24 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Can a person be a closet claustrophobic?                               
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 9, 2010 3:38 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Are Blue Berries Blue ??? Or are they really Purple                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 9, 2010 7:24 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                Why is the word for fear of long words so long"hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"?                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  September 9, 2010 7:27 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?