Favorite Quotes & Sayings

    • 844 posts
    January 22, 2010 3:10 PM PST
    ^ Amen ^
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    January 22, 2010 3:19 PM PST
    Life is not just a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: WOW.... WHAT A RIDE !!!
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    January 22, 2010 9:35 PM PST
    When I die bury me in the front yard with my ass sticking out so your Mother will have somewhere to park her broom when she comes to visit.

    Nigtht Dragon to his last Wife

    Dragon
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    January 22, 2010 11:31 PM PST
    HijinxApparel wrote...
    or - sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you!

    Hey HiJInx, while on the road last summer I overheard this variation on this saying. It was said by an  old guy (even older than me) talkin to the other locals at a diner

    "Some days you eat chicken and some days all you have is feathers"

    And once somewhere in NC a waitress once said to my friends and me "Now don't that just annoy the pee waters out of you."

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    January 22, 2010 11:42 PM PST
    I'm as nerveous as a sparrow shitting peach pit's

    My little Brother.....he is quite country

    Night dragon
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    January 22, 2010 11:47 PM PST
    Two in the chest and one in the head and you know their dead.... dont remember the name of the movie
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    January 23, 2010 12:24 AM PST
    Better to burn out, then fade away
  • January 23, 2010 12:37 AM PST
    Nothing ever stays the same, except the LORD! (original derived from experience)
  • January 23, 2010 1:11 AM PST
    Growning up we had  old   black southern nanny that always knew when we were up to something when we got quit. She would walk into the room put her hands on her hips point them huge torpedo brest at you and say "Myyyyyyyy Loooorrrrddd it done got soooo quit in heeeere you could hear a bullweavel peeing on a cottonnn bushhhh."           love ya  Dublin     Moose
  • January 23, 2010 1:27 AM PST
    my favorite quote ca nt be heard, only seen, especially to a hole drivers who think a bike is not there.
  • February 3, 2010 4:00 PM PST
    To be old and wise you had to be young and dumb
  • February 3, 2010 5:01 PM PST
    Some days your the windshield, Some days your the bug...
    RandyJoe......Ride Fast Safely...
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    February 13, 2010 11:13 AM PST
    "Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tide"
    Garth Brooks.
  • February 13, 2010 2:51 PM PST
    don't tell me what you can't do, show me what you can! shitbird. - me
  • February 15, 2010 8:18 AM PST
    changes aren't permanent,but change is.......".Tom Sawyer",by Rush.
  • February 15, 2010 8:32 AM PST
    We never know how high we are
    Till we are asked to rise
    And then if we are true to plan
    Our statures touch the skies       -  Emily Dickinson
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    February 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST
    Broken bones, broken hearts Stripped down and torn apart A little bit of rust - I'm still runnin' Countin' miles, countin' tears Twisted roads, shiftin' gears Year after year - it's all or nothin'... Lynyrd Skynyrd
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    February 15, 2010 2:43 PM PST
    The only thing consistant in the universe is change. Albert Einstein.
  • February 15, 2010 3:07 PM PST
    YOUR DEAD LONGER THAN YOUR ALIVE........so enjoy.
    and

    May the best of last week be the worst of this week.
  • February 15, 2010 3:11 PM PST
    Oooops! should be "you're" sorry about that. Lost the whole feeling but then when was the last time anyone read this?

    That could be a Poll question.... if I knew how to post it, it would be.
  • February 15, 2010 11:45 PM PST
    Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then...........Bob Seger
  • February 20, 2010 3:08 PM PST
    "To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
    — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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    February 20, 2010 3:19 PM PST
    Just saw this on a bumper sticker, it's a little political, but I LOVE the saying:

    I'll keep my gun, my rights, and my freedom; you keep "the change."
  • February 20, 2010 3:27 PM PST
    I have met the enemy...and they are us. - Pogo
  • February 22, 2010 1:54 AM PST
    Saw this on a t-shirt once.........Eat right, exercise daily...Die anyway.

    I'm an adult not a grown up.

    My best friend is Abby Abby Normal

    Some great sayings Guys.