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Signs Seen...

    • 1161 posts
    July 20, 2010 5:03 PM PDT
    In an office:
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    In a Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

    In a London department store:
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    In an office:
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


    In an office:
    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

    Outside a secondhand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


    Notice in health food shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

    Spotted in a safari park:
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

    Notice in a farmer's field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.


    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

    • 1781 posts
    July 20, 2010 11:34 PM PDT
    Saw a large sign at a car lot in a small town that read......"For the deal of your life bring your title and your wife and well dicker"
    Dragon
  • July 21, 2010 12:15 AM PDT
    Yeah... Like.. I got a Harley for my wife... It was a DAMN GOOD TRADE!!!! 
    • 567 posts
    July 21, 2010 2:25 AM PDT
    Until the shop changed hands last year, the signage on a local muffler shop advertised they'd install duel exhausts. I thought dueling had been outlawed? Well, maybe not so much at parties involving large amounts of alcohol & America's Funniest Home Video moments.
    • 5418 posts
    July 26, 2010 2:36 AM PDT
    Saw this at the County Fair yesterday....


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    • 1362 posts
    July 26, 2010 5:55 AM PDT
    Hmmmm
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    • 1362 posts
    July 26, 2010 5:55 AM PDT
    Hmmmm
    • 1781 posts
    July 26, 2010 6:08 AM PDT
    At a stop and go owned by some Middle Eastern folks
    "Open 7 days a week and weekends"
    Nothing like having 9 days in a week now
    • 1510 posts
    July 26, 2010 8:35 AM PDT
    from anoyher forum
    • 1067 posts
    July 26, 2010 4:11 PM PDT

     Oh yeah, a lot of that goin on!!!!



                 

  • July 28, 2010 11:44 PM PDT
    • 1781 posts
    July 28, 2010 11:52 PM PDT
    TACO that is the sign find of all time
  • July 29, 2010 12:00 AM PDT
  • July 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT
    nightdragon wrote...
    TACO that is the sign find of all time





    LOL.....i baught that for my son to hang in his room.....just a lil reminder of who runs the house

    • 568 posts
    July 29, 2010 10:31 AM PDT
    TACO wrote...
    nightdragon wrote...
    TACO that is the sign find of all time





    LOL.....i baught that for my son to hang in his room.....just a lil reminder of who runs the house
    yeah, same as, bought one in postcard form and stuck ta the fridge at t' other half's: she has 2 sons (22 & 17) who still live at home, and althou they do jobs betimes, they don't move a friggin finger ta help around the house!
    • 1510 posts
    July 29, 2010 1:28 PM PDT
    more
    • 1510 posts
    July 30, 2010 7:54 AM PDT
    gotta love em
  • July 30, 2010 8:04 AM PDT
    On the readerboard outside Sultan Tavern in Sultan, Washington

    'First Anal Chili Cook Off and Wet Tee Shirt Contest Friday Night'
    (I gotta find the picture... I had to go back and take one after I quit laughing...)
    • 1510 posts
    August 1, 2010 11:57 AM PDT
    here we go again
    • 904 posts
    August 3, 2010 4:55 PM PDT
    .
    • 1510 posts
    August 3, 2010 8:41 PM PDT
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Mr. Hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    August 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT

    • 1161 posts
    August 5, 2010 11:10 PM PDT
  • August 9, 2010 9:42 AM PDT
     I'm hoping there isn't something to this!!!
    • 1510 posts
    August 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT
    oh no how about my scoot