I will admit for the last couple of years I have had a bit of a problem accepting the fact that I'm getting older, and not capable of doing the things I use to do. So I through if I wrote down some of the differences between "Growing Up" and "Grown Up" in sort of a light hearted way maybe I can learn to just chill out and accept things better. I guess laughing at ones self is better than bitiching.

Growing up: You start life completely relying on your parents
Grown Up: You end up relying on your Children...scarry

Growing Up: You can't wait to get a car with a floor shift
Grown Up: Pushing in a clutch is just wasted effort

Growing Up: You're applying for a College Student Loan
Grown Up: Your applying for Social Security Benifits

Growing Up: You're never without a comb in your back pocket
Grown Up: No Problem I have plenty of hat's..who needs a comb

Growing Up: You freak out on a date when you relize your down to your last Prophylactic
Grown Up : You freak out when you relize your down to your last Viagra

Growing Up: You rub sun Screen on your sholders at the beach
Grown Up: You rub Low Testosterone gel on your sholders every morning

Growing Up: Having Gas is funny......pull my finger
Grown Up: Having Gas is a pain in the ass.....no pun intended

Growing up: You"re always sticking things up your nose
Grown Up: You're sticking hearing aids in your ears

Growing up: You shoot people the finger because it's cool
Grown Up: You hold up your middle finger to draw blood for a low blood sugar count

Growing Up: You use your Mothers masacra to draw a mustache on you.....like it looks real
Grown Up: You use your Wifes mascara to touch up your grey Mustache for that very cool salt and pepper look

Growing up: It's cool to play in the neighbors yard
Grown up: Now your the neighbor shouting......"Hey you little shit's get out of my yard"


You know I actually think I feel better now. I hope maybe I've put a smile on some of your faces as well.
Everyone ride safe......and ........don't forget to put your kick stand down before ya get off........LOL
Night Dragon

LOL So true
Do you remember when you first heard your favorite song on the oldies station? what an awful feeling

Yeah. I was listening to Elvis in the mid half of the last century..............OMG

Brother, I understand.............and I'm laughing with you. Thanks for the lighter side.

OH!! One more for your list.

Growing up, salt and pepper were on the table.
Grown up, you realize they have become yer hair color!

I'll take Car Perkins..... OH YEAH

I was going to comment, but by time I scrolled down here I forgot what the post was about.