Nice servi car

For you g.........lol

fxrdude... you aint right!

I think it's a Ham Hock... lol

93mph in a 60 limit last year. The result was a court appearance, 5 penalty points on my license and a £210 fine.

I was pulled over once right after I left work early because I had the worst case of the runs. Of course I was speeding to get home in time to make it to the bathroom. Believe it or not when I told the cop this, he let me go immediately and just asked I do my best to go the spped limit.

The first time I ever got arrested and went to jail was five years ago in Valdosta, Ga for slapping an ex. Trust me, he deserved it. After spending two days in the pokey, I bailed out and after two day road trip home, I decided to spend some time with Capt. Morgan...I got pulled over and that damn pirate ran off. Jail! Twice! In the same week!

Many moons ago,little did I know at the time the two angels in the back seat of my car was guilty as sin...Needless to say I denied everything until I heard snickering coming from the backseat as I drove off after almost an hour on the side of the road by a county sheriiffs deputy.I almost was locked up for double murder that night.There was major fall out over that one instance.The second one was my car being impounded and I was not notified when then were tearing it apart looking for contriband to help them justify their behavior towards the driver.My lawyer and insurance company got me a 5k check from that little one horse town !!!!

One night, back when I was all of 15, I get a call from a lady I had a terrible crush on,she says to me I need a ride home right quick or I am gonna get in trouble w/daddy.I had a learners permit,and access to my Dads car.w/out permission I jump in the ride and go pick her up across town,he had a 70 Mustang Grande Fastback,boy was I kool !!! Almost to her house when I misread a red light n ran it by mistake,quicker then spit I get pulled over,the sheriff asks for my license I hand him my permit,all the while he is listening to my sob story,he is checking out the beautiful redhead in the passenger seat by me.Guess he took a liking to us,he gave me a stern warning told me to drive her straight home then go back n tell my Dad what had happened,n if I didnt he would make sure he did.
I went n dropped her off & received a kiss n a hug for my trouble from my friend,whom I never saw again, in the next couple of weeks I found out they were in the process of moving out of town & never had the chance to see her again.