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Best Bumper Sticker you ever saw...

    • 7 posts
    May 2, 2012 2:22 PM PDT

    Things got a little heavy in an earlier post, and I'm feelin' the urge to lighten things up...considerably! 
    So here's what it is.  What was the funniest BUMPER STICKER you ever saw.  Or owned even.  I'll start, cause I saw one yesterday, that's had me bustin' a gut, for pert near two days...

    IF YOUR GONNA RIDE MY ASS...AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR!

    Or the other one that's always made me LMAO...

    MEAN PEOPLE SUCK...NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW ;) 

    Buahaahaaahaaaa!  Ok, I know you got 'em.  Lay 'em on me....

    Ride Free 
    TWEEK

  • May 2, 2012 3:01 PM PDT
    Lift it high so fat chicks cant get in! Lol
  • May 3, 2012 12:13 AM PDT
    "Bad Girls Spit, Good Girls Swallow, but Smart-Asses GARGLE!!!"
  • May 3, 2012 12:15 AM PDT
    "I aint a Gynaecologist - But I Will Take A Look" <===I have that one...lol...
  • May 3, 2012 12:16 AM PDT
    One I may put on the back of my pickup or Jet Trike...bought in USA last year...(in black and yellow...)

    "CAUTION, Driver Just Dont Give A Shit"
    • 823 posts
    May 3, 2012 1:28 AM PDT
    I'm still young enough to whip your ass but old enough to pay the legal bills

    (My nephew gave me that one yesterday)
  • May 3, 2012 1:35 AM PDT
    PMS and a Gun any questions?
    "T"
  • May 3, 2012 1:52 AM PDT
    "This truck protected by a Pit Bull with AIDS"
  • May 3, 2012 1:58 AM PDT
    try this one!
  • May 3, 2012 2:12 AM PDT
    "I may have lost my Cherry but I still have the box it came in" (helmet sticker, does that count?)
    • 823 posts
    May 3, 2012 2:14 AM PDT
    PaulaL12562 wrote...
    "I may have lost my Cherry but I still have the box it came in" (helmet sticker, does that count?)



    Now that's a good one!! I like it!!!!

  • May 3, 2012 2:16 AM PDT
    Guero wrote...
    PaulaL12562 wrote...
    "I may have lost my Cherry but I still have the box it came in" (helmet sticker, does that count?)



    Now that's a good one!! I like it!!!!


    ;) I knew that you would!! LOL

     

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    • 14542 posts
    May 3, 2012 4:25 AM PDT
    Ill keep my guns,
    freedom, & money...
    you can keep the "change!"

    (I have this one on my truck)
    • 2 posts
    May 3, 2012 11:04 AM PDT
     This one is on my battery cover

    • 2 posts
    May 3, 2012 11:07 AM PDT
     I saw this on on someone's scooter

    • 602 posts
    May 3, 2012 11:23 AM PDT
    COME ANY CLOSER AND I'LL CRAP ON YOUR HOOD !
  • May 3, 2012 3:18 PM PDT
    You call me a cold hearted bitch like its a bad thing
  • May 3, 2012 4:17 PM PDT
    Two of my favorites:

    Instant a$$hole, just add alcohol.

    If you want to be a turd, go layt in the yard.

  • May 3, 2012 4:18 PM PDT
    OK, Tweek.

    You'll appreciate this one.

    "WE DO NOT! Signed, the Mean People."
    • 823 posts
    May 3, 2012 6:08 PM PDT
    PaulaL12562 wrote...
    Guero wrote...
    PaulaL12562 wrote...
    "I may have lost my Cherry but I still have the box it came in" (helmet sticker, does that count?)



    Now that's a good one!! I like it!!!!


    ;) I knew that you would!! LOL


    I'm still liking this one!  alot!!!

     

  • May 3, 2012 6:24 PM PDT
    "God hates fags, but thinks lesbians are the shit!"
  • May 4, 2012 2:36 AM PDT
    Not a bumper stick, but.......
  • May 4, 2012 3:16 AM PDT
    Rexbo47 wrote...
    OK, Tweek.

    You'll appreciate this one.

    "WE DO NOT! Signed, the Mean People."


    OK Rexbo!!  You are CRACKIN me up!!  I knew the one about instant A**hole (am one!!) There was a guy who use to share that his friends never had more than one drink with him....after the 1st drink... some A**hole would show up!!!  

    I also like the one about the turd!!!  Thats funny stuff!! I'm gonna be usin that one on my kids!! 
    ~P



  • May 4, 2012 4:13 AM PDT
    Guero wrote...
    PaulaL12562 wrote...
    Guero wrote...
    PaulaL12562 wrote...
    "I may have lost my Cherry but I still have the box it came in" (helmet sticker, does that count?)



    Now that's a good one!! I like it!!!!


    ;) I knew that you would!! LOL


    I'm still liking this one!  alot!!!


    I'll see if I can find ya one but it may not be as funny on the back of YOUR pick up... 

     

     

  • May 7, 2012 3:09 AM PDT
    "I'm not f#@&ing stupid, but I used to."

    "Yes, it's my truck and I will not help you move!"