Joke of the Year

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    May 1, 2012 1:33 PM PDT
     <>_<> JOKE OF THE  YEAR<>_<><http://www.dilsedesi.co/>  />     **********
     A doctor from  France says:
     "In France,  the medicine is so advanced that
     we cut off a  man's testicles; we put them into another man, and
     in 6 weeks he  is looking for work."
        
      
    The German  doctor comments:
     "That's  nothing, in Germany we
       take part of  the brain out of a person;
     we put it  into another person's head, and
     in 4 weeks he  is looking for work."
     
      
    A Russian  doctor says:
     "That's  nothing either. In Russia we
     take out half  of the heart from a person;
     we put it  into another person's chest, and
     in 2 weeks he  is looking for work."
     
      
    The U.S.  doctor answers immediately:
     "That's  nothing my colleagues,
     you are way  behind us....in the USA, about 2 years ago,
     we grabbed a  person from Kenya
     with no  brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him
     President of  the United States, and now.......
     the whole  damn country is looking for work.
  • May 1, 2012 4:00 PM PDT
    EXCELLENT
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    May 1, 2012 4:40 PM PDT
    Wow! Yep! Joke of the year....................

    oh yeah I stole it too!!
  • May 2, 2012 2:41 AM PDT
    out 13 hours ago
    I made it easier to read for you...hope this is ok?  
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    <>_<> JOKE OF THE YEAR<>_<>
      
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    A doctor from France says:
    "In France, the medicine is so advanced that
    we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and
    in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

    The German doctor comments:
    "That's nothing, in Germany we
    take part of the brain out of a person;
    we put it into another person's head, and
    in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

    A Russian doctor says:
    "That's nothing either. In Russia we
    take out half of the heart from a person;
    we put it into another person's chest, and
    in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

    The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
    "That's nothing my colleagues,
    you are way behind us....in the USA, about 2 years ago,
    we grabbed a person from Kenya
    with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him
    President of the United States, and now.......
    the whole damn country is looking for work.
  • May 2, 2012 4:16 AM PDT
    Excellent joke!!