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  • April 25, 2012 8:51 AM PDT
    geezertx wrote...

    Hahahahahahahahaha.....Duct Tape.....Its just so wrong...but it is funny like that...
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    April 25, 2012 12:27 PM PDT
    ummm....guess I couldn't figure out how to upload the pic, sorry
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    May 1, 2012 5:19 PM PDT
    My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that..... 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bag pipes.
    Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says “How do you know?” He says "The sex is the same but the laundry is building up!"
    I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest ‘unit’ she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
    I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor, she only had $1.20 in her purse.
    My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
    Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my ass! Do you think I should change dentists?
    A wife says to her husband “You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back.” He says “What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.”
    I was explaining to my blonde girl friend last night that some folks believe when you die, you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening.”
    The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.
  • May 1, 2012 10:32 PM PDT
    Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, 
    'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
    They were told to compare the two books. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
    His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
    Titanic: cost - $29.99
    Clinton : cost - $29.99
    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton : Over 3 hours to read
    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, 
    and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.
    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton : Ditto for Bill.
    Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton : Ditto for Monica.
    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton : Let's not go there.
    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery
    Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.
    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton : Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.
    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton : Monica … ooh, let's not go there, either.
    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton : Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.
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     OH YEAH!
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    WoW! I thought this thread had died a death.....

  • June 15, 2012 10:56 AM PDT
    ***Angels singing in the background***
  • June 15, 2012 11:37 AM PDT

    Some Things just belong together.......

  • June 15, 2012 2:43 PM PDT
     So NOW we know!
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    June 16, 2012 12:36 AM PDT
    Chaplain Ken shared Dog Files's photo.
    Ride Free