Well my Mum didnt raise a bloody idiot so i wont be pissing you off

Off to the races!

(Hahahaha @ Boof. Thanks for making me laugh.....on several posts)

race's usually begin with qualifying

qualifying as human in a major part of my passport hassles

Hassles can be very frustrating

frustrating is how Marni describes me when she visits her shrink

Shrink, who needs one, I have my daily riding therapy!

Therapy might be needed if you tell me I can't have a shot of tequila after this day.

day after day, hot temperatures with no relief in sight

sight accurately and squeeze the trigger slowly !!

Then I downed the tequila.

belched then farted

cleared the room

room to run around and burn off energy is very important when you have a pet Aussie

Aussie pets are very hyper!

Hyper ventilate will make you dizzy.

dizzy USED to be my normal state of mind !!!

mind is something you shouldn't waste.

Waste a beer by dumping it and I'll call that alchohol abuse.

abuse in any form is just wrong

wrong is how I live most of the time especially my diet

Diet is the penalty we pay when we overeat.

Diet is the penalty we pay when we overeat.

Diet is the penalty we pay when we overeat.