The Sensitive Man

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    April 18, 2011 5:36 AM PDT
    A woman meets a man in a bar.  They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

    They get back to his place and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

    There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall. 

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

    There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf,  and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears and she is quite impressed by his sensitive side.  She doesn't mention this to him as they share a bottle of wine and continue talking and after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God!  Maybe this guy could be the one!  Maybe he could be the future father of my children." 

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.  He responds warmly.  They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.  She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion, they are lying there together in the afterglow.  The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

    The guy smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes and says,  "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

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    April 18, 2011 3:25 PM PDT
    ROFLMAO !!!
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    April 18, 2011 3:49 PM PDT
                                  
  • April 19, 2011 12:43 AM PDT
     Credibility or Ego---could be both at a loss   
       
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    April 25, 2011 1:11 AM PDT
    Sounds like a good way to NOT get a second date!
  • April 25, 2011 4:42 AM PDT
    Ummmmm Yeah! Again, when is the funeral? LMAO!
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    May 9, 2011 9:20 AM PDT
    HAHA!!!
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    May 9, 2011 9:48 AM PDT
    I would have warned her it was a contest and if she still stuck around, she would be trying harder to win a bigger prize.

    But that's just me...
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    May 9, 2011 10:03 AM PDT
    I used to give out lollipops........CHEERS BOOF
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    May 10, 2011 3:49 AM PDT
    Good one H.D.B
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    May 11, 2011 2:31 AM PDT
    Visited my son when he was a very young Ensign & noticed his videos were mostly Disney movies - Asked why - He said "Because I scare the hell out of women"