Motorcycle Forums » Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes

Taking Advantage of A Bad Situation

    • 5417 posts
    January 20, 2011 4:25 AM PST
    A masked gunman enters a bank and demands that everyone get down on the floor while he has the tellers put the money into bags.

    As he is leaving the bank with the bags of money, a security guard rips off the gunman's mask exposing his face.  The gunman shoots the security guard, and instructs everyone else to remain face down on the floor.  A customer looks up and sees the gunmans face... he immediately shoots him dead.

    Before leaving the gunman asks, "Now did anyone else see my face?"  An older man, while continuing to stare at the floor says "I didn't, but I'm pretty sure my wife got a good look at you".

    • Moderator
    • 1507 posts
    January 20, 2011 7:51 AM PST
    lol
    • 844 posts
    January 20, 2011 8:40 AM PST
    That's funny... The perfect way to get rid of the ol' lady!!!
  • January 20, 2011 11:18 AM PST
    Good chit...
    • 9 posts
    January 20, 2011 11:33 AM PST
    ROFLMAO
    • 66 posts
    January 20, 2011 5:04 PM PST
    good 1
  • January 22, 2011 11:24 PM PST
    • Moderator
    • 16438 posts
    January 23, 2011 1:01 AM PST
    Ooooouuuu.
    • 1161 posts
    February 6, 2011 12:16 AM PST
    LOL