100 mile an hour goat
Two rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter said "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."
The second hunter said," I don't know, let's throw something down there and listen to see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter said "There's an old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see." So they picked it up and carried it over, and counted one, and two and three, and threw it into the hole.
They were standing there listening and looking over the edge, and they heard a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turned around they saw a goat come crashing through the brush, it ran up to the hole, and with no hesitation, jumped in head first.
While they were standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walked up.
"Say there", said the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here, did you?"
The first hunter said "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hundert miles an hour and jumped head first into this hole here!"
The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to an old transmission!"
