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  • January 17, 2010 2:01 AM PST
    HAHAHA! Funny stuff from everybody! Thanks, I needed a good laugh on a cold Sunday morning!
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    December 20, 2016 8:11 AM PST

     

     

    Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.

    Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A: Puddle.

    Q: How do snowmen get around? A: They ride an icicle.

    Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics? A: Lost.

    Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.

    Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake.

     

    Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? A: He heard the snow-blower coming.

    Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps.

    Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes.

    Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Do you smell carrots?

    Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

    Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snow-ladies? A: Snowballs.

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    January 5, 2017 1:51 PM PST