In a Men's Room - "Why look up here for a joke when there's one in your hand?"

I saw this one that showed a drawing of a condom and underneath it read "Police Uniform"

Got any graffiti you have seen over the years you wish to pass on?

The graffiti on this wall is so full of wit.....
You'd think Shakespears ghost comes here to shit !

Shakespeare WAS a man of wit,
and on his shirt he had some.....buttons...

As He Was walking by St Pauls,
a lady grabbed him by his .....elbow...

She said, "You look like a man of pluck",
come upstairs and have a ..... cup of tea...

(there is loads more but I cant remember it all...)

kilroy was here

As i Sit here Broken Hearted, i tryed to take a "crap" & only Farted...

Here is an extension to what ShellbackRidersRC has...

As I Sit here Broken Hearted, I tried to shit but only Farted...
Now I'm filled with so much sorrow, I hope that I can Shit tomorrow!

As a contractor who has to use job site shitters on a daily basis, it has always puzzled me why anyone who spend any extra time in these filthy things than they have to writing something on the walls.

Call (Lucky, what's your number again?) for a good time?

Now that's restroom graffiti

Hey Wheels... It is mostly done while you wait for the appropriate 'Bodily Function' to get done.
25 years as a residential, commercial and industrial electrician has endowed me with a plethora of shitter-shack comments. Many were not fit to repeat nor to be saved in the written records, but I do have several that I'll share.

"If your hose is old and your pump is weak, stand up close or you'll piss on your feet." Written under it was:
"My hose is young and my pump is strong, if I stand too close I'll dunk my dong!"

In every crapper, there is a phone number for "Rating" the "Service" of the crapper techs. Toilet paper, clean condition, odor etc. Next to the sticker that carries this info, someone wrote: "Sink is too low, no water and the hand soap smells like piss." The low sink? The urinal. The hand soap? The urinal cake... Well, I laughed! but I am sik in some ways...

My uncle placed a sign over the toliet in his shop that read:

Bulls with Short Horns. Please stand close, the next man maybe Barefoot!

Please!!!  DO NOT!!  throw toothpicks in toilet, crabs known to pole volt !!!