Restroom Graffiti

    • 544 posts
    August 11, 2012 6:18 AM PDT
    In a Men's Room - "Why look up here for a joke when there's one in your hand?"

    I saw this one that showed a drawing of a condom and underneath it read "Police Uniform"

    Got any graffiti you have seen over the years you wish to pass on?
    • 601 posts
    August 11, 2012 8:27 AM PDT
    The graffiti on this wall is so full of wit.....
    You'd think Shakespears ghost comes here to shit !
  • August 11, 2012 8:31 AM PDT
    Shakespeare WAS a man of wit,
    and on his shirt he had some.....buttons...

    As He Was walking by St Pauls,
    a lady grabbed him by his .....elbow...

    She said, "You look like a man of pluck",
    come upstairs and have a ..... cup of tea...

    (there is loads more but I cant remember it all...)
    • 823 posts
    August 11, 2012 12:14 PM PDT
    kilroy was here
  • August 13, 2012 6:28 AM PDT
    As i Sit here Broken Hearted, i tryed to take a "crap" & only Farted...
  • August 13, 2012 7:21 AM PDT
    Here is an extension to what ShellbackRidersRC has...

    As I Sit here Broken Hearted, I tried to shit but only Farted...
    Now I'm filled with so much sorrow, I hope that I can Shit tomorrow!
  • August 13, 2012 10:22 AM PDT
    As a contractor who has to use job site shitters on a daily basis, it has always puzzled me why anyone who spend any extra time in these filthy things than they have to writing something on the walls.
    • 544 posts
    August 13, 2012 11:17 AM PDT
    Call (Lucky, what's your number again?) for a good time?
    • 2685 posts
    August 14, 2012 7:09 AM PDT
    Now that's restroom graffiti
    • 611 posts
    August 17, 2012 8:49 AM PDT
    Hey Wheels... It is mostly done while you wait for the appropriate 'Bodily Function' to get done.
    25 years as a residential, commercial and industrial electrician has endowed me with a plethora of shitter-shack comments. Many were not fit to repeat nor to be saved in the written records, but I do have several that I'll share.

    "If your hose is old and your pump is weak, stand up close or you'll piss on your feet." Written under it was:
    "My hose is young and my pump is strong, if I stand too close I'll dunk my dong!"

    In every crapper, there is a phone number for "Rating" the "Service" of the crapper techs. Toilet paper, clean condition, odor etc. Next to the sticker that carries this info, someone wrote: "Sink is too low, no water and the hand soap smells like piss." The low sink? The urinal. The hand soap? The urinal cake... Well, I laughed! but I am sik in some ways...
    • 658 posts
    August 18, 2012 4:45 PM PDT
    My uncle placed a sign over the toliet in his shop that read:

    Bulls with Short Horns. Please stand close, the next man maybe Barefoot!
  • August 19, 2012 1:06 AM PDT

    Please!!!  DO NOT!!  throw toothpicks in toilet, crabs known to pole volt !!!

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    August 19, 2012 5:04 AM PDT
    For some reason I keep thinking about Cyclefish stickers