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Sex Frogs...

  • May 11, 2012 1:26 AM PDT

    A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet.

     

    As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.

    The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions.

    The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.

    She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

    As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'


    The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

    As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.

    She does EXACTLY what is specified:

    1. Take a shower.
    2. Splash on some nice perfume.
    3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
    4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens!

    The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.  She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,

    'If you have any problems or questions please call the pet store.'

    So, she calls the pet store.

    The man says, 'I'll be right over.'

    Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.
    The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions.
    The damn frog just SITS there!'
    The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and STERNLY says:
    LISTEN TO ME!!
    I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE MORE TIME!!!

     

    • 314 posts
    May 11, 2012 1:28 AM PDT
    HA
    • 395 posts
    May 11, 2012 1:53 AM PDT
    nice......oh and why didn't i see that one coming........
    • 658 posts
    May 11, 2012 2:30 AM PDT
    Paula, Good one, Lola's right, shoulda seen it coming. lol
    • 2970 posts
    May 11, 2012 2:58 PM PDT
    LOL :) have frog will travel !!! ribbit ribbit ...
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    • 1507 posts
    May 11, 2012 4:11 PM PDT
    Gotta love your opening line... really makes a person wonder what your post is about.. lol...
    • 823 posts
    May 11, 2012 4:20 PM PDT
    You can't trust those f$%^ng frogs!!!
    • 611 posts
    May 11, 2012 8:10 PM PDT
    bad...really bad...
    still funny tho...
    • 2072 posts
    May 12, 2012 1:39 AM PDT
    Hummmmmm...... Thoughts racing through my head for my next yard sale !!!!!
    • 7 posts
    May 12, 2012 2:15 AM PDT
    See, I always thought "bed frogs" were somethin' entirely different. Muahaahaaahaaaa!
    I gotta get me one of those sex frogs.  (We'll just pretend I never read this...k?)

    Ride Free
    Tweek



  • May 12, 2012 7:57 AM PDT
    Tweek wrote...
    See, I always thought "bed frogs" were somethin' entirely different. Muahaahaaahaaaa!
    I gotta get me one of those sex frogs. (We'll just pretend I never read this...k?)

    Ride Free
    Tweek
     

    Hey Tweek.....It could be your lucky day.....I just happen to have one of those sex frogs ...lol...
    Wanna borrow it?