Got my beer & went to the back room to enjoy it by myself. After my eyes adjusted to the gloom I looked in the furthest corner of the room and saw GW Bush & Dick Cheney sitting at a table, surrounded by briefing books.

Walked over, introduced myself and asked why they were in such a remote place.

GW said “We sought out a quit place to develop a plan to eliminate Iran’s nuclear capacity that we can present to Obama.” - “I think we have it but there is a problem.”

I asked “What is the problem?”

GW said, “It depends on perfect execution, if there is an error in the execution 5,000,000 Iranians and a blonde with really big jugs will die.”

I said “A blonde with really big jugs?!?” – Then Dick Cheney leaned in to GW and said “See I told you nobody gives a rat’s rump about 5,000,000 Iranians”