*The Male Cycle *

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground, so I married her She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

BOOBY'S MAKE ME SMILE......OH AND JACK DANIELS DOES TOO...CHEERS BOOF

LOL and so it goes ..; )

Sheeeeesh...lol...and I thought I was the one around here who was lowering the tone of the place...lol...

but as a footnote I have always said that anything that I cant fit in my hand or my mouth is a waste!!!

LMAO (o:

At my age, I still like women with big tit's. In fact I like all women's body's. I just can't remember why...

thats funny shit gary and unfortunately im right there with ya man

 Repost but

After  casually dating 3 women for a long time a busy managed decided it was time to get serious & mentioned to his golfing buddy had he a devised a method to select the proper one for a wife.

He said; “I am going to give each of them $5000, what they do with it should be a good marker of how our life together will go”

His bud thought that was a brilliant plan.

The next time they got to go golfing his bud asked how it went.

“Well the 1^st one took her $5000 & put it a low cost, GNMA mutual fund so that we could have a start on our retirement together”

“The 2^nd one spent her $5000 on exotic lingerie for her trousseau, so she could look really sexy during our honeymoon.”

“and the 3d one bought high quality kitchen appliances, so that she could prepare gourmet meals.”  

His bud asked; “Which one did you pick, which one did you pick?”

“Oh, the one with big jugs!”

 

This had to go to FaceBook. LMAO.

Jon

Thats a GOOD story!! I could use that and replace girlfriend w/ boyfriends and big tits w/BIG BIKE
hmmmmmm

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times...GO WITH YOUR GUT! Or...Your big tits.
Ladies? Goes without sayin'...

Ride Free
Tweek

As men, I guess we are sooooooo predictable.....
We do tend to go to mush sometime...LOL