April 26, 2013 10:00 AM PDT                
                
                                                                                                                                
               
              
                the bar get a cold  beer and see something naked ,   ---    
 
                              
              
                
                  April 27, 2013 5:26 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                on tuesdays they have a naked dwarf tossing contest that anyone...                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  April 27, 2013 6:08 AM PDT                
                
                                                                                                                                
               
              
                ain't never had a dwarf but it sounds interesting ,                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                it's fun,you just get naked,grab a                               
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                shower curtain , a bottle of baby oil , and spread it all over the bed , then                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                I hear the Americans are the favorites to win the--                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                the muff divers event at which we are the best                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  May 14, 2013 11:05 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                and favorites to win gold. The" red wings" award will be awarded to                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  May 14, 2013 11:33 PM PDT                
                
                                                                                                                                
               
              
                to the hardcore bikers who were tops in there                               
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                there between the thighs of the lovely ladies who                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                who knew  the hardcore bikers were the best at                               
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                doing really strange stuff on the internet                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                like talking to themselves                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                about all sorts of stuff                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                like bikes and booze and boobies and stuff                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  May 16, 2013 10:38 AM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                but then they decided to "gofur" a beer...                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  May 16, 2013 12:04 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                and maybe some whiskey and a cigar                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  May 16, 2013 12:33 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                before they hit the road again                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                and the sun lay on their shoulders as they                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
                
                  May 16, 2013 10:46 PM PDT                
                
                                                                      
               
              
                and he ran his ass out the door                              
                        
                                                  
            
            
              
              
                only to trip, causing him to head-dive....