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ADULTS ONLY !!!!!!

    • 2072 posts
    December 13, 2011 1:29 PM PST
    Adults only

    NUDE SANTA -----





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    For crying out loud.  Act your age.  There is no Santa !
     
    Sometimes I just can't believe you guys!!!

  • December 13, 2011 1:34 PM PST
    I like that one......
  • December 13, 2011 9:09 PM PST
    LOL Thanks I needed a good laugh before I go to work!!
    • 7 posts
    December 13, 2011 9:56 PM PST
    Oh....I'm in trouble for that one....

    Ride Free
    Tweek
    • 395 posts
    December 13, 2011 11:01 PM PST
    what? no Santa?.......are you sure?..when did this happen?.........oh. i'm so heartbroken......
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    • 16566 posts
    December 13, 2011 11:04 PM PST
    I refuse to grow up...
  • December 14, 2011 12:17 AM PST
    O crap Who is eating the cookies and drinking the Baily's Rocks Christmas night then ?
    • 3 posts
    December 14, 2011 1:54 AM PST
    :`(

    I was hoping for Lola or another of the fairer members... on their bike of course... Uh oh! Did I say that out loud?

    (no offence intended - sometimes that filter for appropriateness just doesn't work)
    • 1781 posts
    December 14, 2011 4:56 AM PST
    I even scrolled down.........duh
    • 0 posts
    December 14, 2011 6:44 AM PST
    First you tell us there is no Santa. Next you'll tell us the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny are not real. After that you will probably say that sex is all a myth... I'll just shoot myself now... LOL
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    • 1507 posts
    December 14, 2011 7:19 AM PST
    I was scared, but I scrolled down!! At our age, we have to pretend.. helllooo!!
    • 1161 posts
    December 14, 2011 1:24 PM PST
    HAHA I was getting nervous.
    • 611 posts
    December 14, 2011 6:03 PM PST
    Damn right there's a Santa! He don't come around but once a year but he and I have taken a few or two of Christmas Libations.... (Bailey's is good and a few pulls on the ol' Jose Gold bottle). A gal I was riding... with... said that she really wanted to meet the jolly ol' elf and so one snowy Christmas nite, I introduced the pair and they hit it off like a house a fire!
    She told me later that they had taken a 'ride' and as much as I wanted to believe her... I just had to have proof.... So she showed me this!
    To all my friends on here, Merry Christmas and a Happy Riding New Year! Ho Ho Hoooo!
    Edge.... of good taste.... and many talents );~>
    • 7 posts
    December 14, 2011 7:40 PM PST
    WOW! That's a side of Santa, I never knew existed...and for good reason. Thanks for the "visual" Edge.
    Now, does anyone know of good Ophthalmologist, who does retinal erasure's?

    Ride Free
    Tweek ;)
  • December 14, 2011 11:04 PM PST
    Thanks, Edge... just what I wanted to see first thing this morning. Lol
  • December 15, 2011 12:42 AM PST
    O Boy I just spit out my coffee Cain't get that out of my head yet soon I hope. ( where are my pills )
  • December 15, 2011 1:12 AM PST
    Jeez he could at least be wearing a g-string!! LOL
    • 395 posts
    December 15, 2011 2:11 AM PST
    ScottWelker wrote...
    :`(

    I was hoping for Lola or another of the fairer members... on their bike of course... Uh oh! Did I say that out loud?

    (no offence intended - sometimes that filter for appropriateness just doesn't work)



    NICE!!! i will take that as a compliment,lol.....unfortunatly Lucky still has that pesky "no nudity" rule...........

    • 395 posts
    December 15, 2011 2:12 AM PST
    and edge my friend...yea, i could have gone all day without seeing that........Santa needs to work on his tan......
    • 2974 posts
    December 15, 2011 2:51 AM PST
    Roflmao ;) leave it to some cyclefisher to find a shot like that arrrgghh !!
  • December 15, 2011 3:04 AM PST
    Couldn't you have found a more goodlooking SANTA?? Geez, Im sure that someone on here could take a pic like that!! With nothing exposed that looks better than that...I didn't want to see that kind of santa!!
  • g
    December 15, 2011 3:12 AM PST
    lol.
    • 846 posts
    December 15, 2011 5:14 AM PST
    where's the eye wash
  • December 15, 2011 9:36 AM PST
    Now you know why I never wanted to sit in Santas lap when I was a little biker.
  • December 15, 2011 12:51 PM PST
    Hmmmmmmmm....sometime ya just GOT to wonder! LOL!