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  • Profile Type: Personal Users
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  • Last Update: January 10, 2011
  • Joined: January 9, 2011

Shemp

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  • jefflynn
    jefflynn: shempnot really but sitting in barn not good eather
    • January 28, 2011
  • purplebreeze
    purplebreeze: thank you!!!
    • January 13, 2011
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  • First Name Shemp
  • Birthday January 4, 1966
  • Gender Male
  • Relationship Status Single
  • City Manteca Area
  • State CALIFORNIA
  • Zip 95336

Forum Posts

  • January 20, 2011 10:10 PM PST
    in the topic Jesse James & Kat Von D Announce Engagement in the forum Off Topic
    I kinda think the opposite, Bull. Money and fame somehow enpower the public with some kinda right to cast 20/20 oversight into someone else's business. Not too sure how many liars, cheaters, and divorcees are on the board here, but I pray no one will ever put your life under the microscope. Personally, I respect the Hell outta Jesse as a Fabricator(as in builder), and as a cultural icon. The couple of times I have been around him, he has been an amazingly super-gracious host and a Helluva stand up guy. My opinion of him isn't changed by what he does with his dick. I'd say if he's happy, more power to him.
  • January 19, 2011 7:10 PM PST
    in the topic Hot or Not? in the forum Biker Chat
    webby wrote... Nice Wonder what the Cost would be in US Dollars Looks like $48k. Kinda funny that the little "people's car" that allowed the English commoner to be able to afford motorized travel cheaply is far form cheap now. I guess the same could be said about HD and it's prohibitive prices, though, too. Personally, I think it's pretty kewl. Wide-whites and a RSD Nostalgia Cam cover,(maybe a set of Xotic Pan or Knuck rocker covers) along with some TailGunner exhaust pipes and a bee-hive tailight out back, and it'd be pretty trick.
  • January 18, 2011 7:17 PM PST
    in the topic Caption This in the forum Forum Games
    "Fear the Cat-dana"
  • January 18, 2011 7:14 PM PST
    in the topic Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me in the forum Off Topic
    How 'bout "Old men and Old Bikes dribble at every stop"?
  • January 17, 2011 4:41 PM PST
    in the topic Hot or Not? in the forum Biker Chat
    The Morgan Three-Wheeler is making a come back in March. With "a Harley-Davidson Motorbike engine..." http://www.youtube.com/user/morgan3wheeler#p/a/u/0/6BpVWTbJhnA
  • January 17, 2011 3:29 PM PST
    in the topic Motorcycle Wind Chill Chart in the forum Off Topic
    Chart was kinda interesting. It appears that at speeds greater than 40mph, there is zero increase in wind chill factor. Also, with air temps above 90F, a wind speed of 10+mph actually makes it feel warmer instead of cooler (5deg F hotter feeling at just 30mph @ air temp=100F)?
  • January 14, 2011 7:37 PM PST
    in the topic You might be a biker if.... borrowed humor in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    Hell, no Blvd! You're just askin for water spots on your chrome, Man. The bitch should wash and dry 'em by hand. Speakin' of which, ya might be a biker if ya remember when "Softail" referred to the fairer sex instead of a motorcycle.
  • January 14, 2011 7:30 PM PST
    in the topic Moving to Arizona.....Could use some advice maybe even a little in the forum Off Topic
    You'll LOVE it. Great weather 10mo/year, stunning scenery (esp Apache Junction. I'm sure you've seen pics of Superstition Mountain)/ Lots of stuff to do. Tempe, w/ ASU nearby is an excellent hangout, as well as Scottsdale. Cave Creek is a nice putt and the Mongolian Rim is close enough. Az Bike Week is in April as well. The biggest negative for bike riders are the Snowbirds Oct-May.
  • January 13, 2011 7:53 PM PST
    in the topic SeaFoam - Good or Bad? in the forum Harley Davidson
    Any issues with air management systems (fuel injection/exhaust computers or sensors)?
  • January 13, 2011 6:42 PM PST
    in the topic My Friend Larry is Dead & Wife Nicole was Shot in the forum In Our Prayers
    Sorry for your loss. I hoping that you and your family get the answers and closure that you need.
  • January 13, 2011 4:40 PM PST
    in the topic Caption This in the forum Forum Games
    Cameron was amazed that his Singles Ad worked so well. Diana was great looking, funny, and really sweet. In fact, she insisted on not accepting any money for gas or parking for the concert. Still, the entire way to the show, Cameron was wondering exactly how he was going to approach the fact that Diana had clearly misinterpreted his ad: SWM, 45, with front row tickets to the sold-out concert on Friday seeks a SWF. Must love motorcycles and will take it in the rear
  • January 13, 2011 4:40 PM PST
    in the topic Caption This in the forum Forum Games
    Bill was frustrated to find that the first day of the Motorcycle Safety Class consisted of driving "The Simulator"
  • January 12, 2011 5:57 PM PST
    in the topic Caption This in the forum Forum Games
    I hate when my wife comes to take me home from the bar when the sun goes down
  • January 12, 2011 5:53 PM PST
    in the topic Caption This in the forum Forum Games
    Next on the Barnett-Jackson Auction from the Evel Kenevel estate, the 13th car and the motorcycle he nearly suceeded on.
  • January 12, 2011 5:49 PM PST
    in the topic Caption This in the forum Forum Games
    OK, back to the Junk in da Trunk: The trip to the Rally went without a hitch....
  • January 12, 2011 5:47 PM PST
    in the topic Caption This in the forum Forum Games
    OK, last one on the Muscle Chick: In this portion of the game show, Contestant #1 wisely chose the Brahma Bull. With that choice eliminated, Contestant #2 knew he was facing a lose-lose situation in picking either of the remaining choices in the “Things That You Can’t Ride for More Than 8 Seconds Without Severe Injury” category for the “Physical Challenge”
  • January 11, 2011 8:05 PM PST
    in the topic Everyone Keeping There New Years Resolution? in the forum Off Topic
    Mine was to not to post on social networking sites after drinking heavily. Ah, schidt....just broke it. 8)
  • January 11, 2011 7:36 PM PST
    in the topic Caption This in the forum Forum Games
    Kid: "Dad, does it have a kick starter?" Dad: "No, I don't believe that bike does, son." Kid: "No, Dad, I was talking about the lady."
  • January 9, 2011 5:39 PM PST
    in the topic What are your favorite biker/motorcycle videos on the Web? in the forum Off Topic
    hypno wrote... What will they think of next?  Here is the dumbest helmet idea yet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5d1Z2dxeXo&feature=player_embedded    BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHahAhahAHAhAHAHahaaa!!!!!! Ya see that group of them at the end? That's right folks, one of the few images of The Knights. The Knights That Say Niegh! Looking to bring back a Herring, no doubt.
  • January 9, 2011 12:43 PM PST
    in the topic T-shirts from events that you didn't attend in the forum Off Topic
    Ya might wanna email Walmart so they can recall those 25million West Coast Chopper shirts they sold. 8) The shirt don't make the man. Gotta give credit to Seakers on this one. The guy has the Interest, and that's why we're all here. Period. Sure, I guess some guys walking around with Sturgis shirts are posers. I don't think they check for motorcycle license endorsements and check the bike odometers @ the T-Shirt booth, but I've seen a HELLUVA lot MORE posers sitting on the Harley they own at bike rallys with all the leather and fringes and patches and kewl helmet stickers and all that wanna act like Hollywood hooligans on Sunday afternoon before they gotta go back the the accounting firm on Monday morning. Sadly, even the BIKE don't make the man. The man makes the man. If a guy is wearing a 57 Chevy T-shirt does that mean he owns one, has vast knowledge of the 57, of 55-57 Chevs, of the entire GM catalog, or what? Maybe he just like old cars. Is he a poser? We can have a contest on who the biggest poser on here is. Where do you stop? Eventually, it's gonna come down to who forged their own metal to machine their own crank, blah, blah, blah. And then the Miner is gonna come on and call THAT guy a poser. It's a never ending dick-waggin contest. I figure if the guy has a T-Shirt, he at least has an common interest with me and go from there. Besides, sometimes it's just plain entertaining to hear some drunk talk about his 2011 12-speed Knucklehead UltraFatBoy that the (insert scary sounding bike club) gave to him after he was sentenced to 110yrs in jail for killing 250 people, he straightened Charles Manson out while his was in there, and was released last week and is living under the Federal Witness Protection Plan. Most people get their biggest screwing from a friend, a lover, a guy in a suit and tie, or a guy in a Priest's robe. Don't trip-out on a gawd-dayumn T-Shirt. (BTW, Seakers: Ya know that money you're saving for the divorce?..she gets half of it!! ROFLMFAO)
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