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It's Called........THERAPY!

  • highrisk
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    • 1364 posts
    May 31, 2011 1:00 PM PDT


    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 
    1..     In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
    2.     Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 
    3.     Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 
    4.     Sing Along At The Opera. 
    5.     Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 
    6.     When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
    7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 

     



    And The Final Way     To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…

    8.     PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. 





  • Lucky
    • 5420 posts
    May 31, 2011 1:45 PM PDT
    So Jeff, how much does your neighbor want for their house

    sorry, you know me well enough by now to know if you throw my a softball I'm gonna swing at it!
  • highrisk
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    • 1364 posts
    May 31, 2011 2:06 PM PDT
    Price is dropping everyday............... Thunder headers at 2 AM in the morning is a nice wake up call......
  • BOOF
    • 0 posts
    May 31, 2011 2:51 PM PDT
    Wanna get it real bloody cheap? Pay my fare across for a coupla weeks I might even be tax deductable..CHEERS BOOF