A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions that he has always had a problem getting a close shave around the back of the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.
"Just place this between your cheek and gum, at the back of your mouth."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced!!!
After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "What habbens if I acchidentally shwallow da ball?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back in a few days, like everyone else does."
Got to agree with Deb...