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Biker Humor

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    January 23, 2011 10:17 AM PST

    A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about

    to  jump off a bridge so he stops.

    "What are you doing?" he asks.

    I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
    opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump,
     why don't you give me a
    Kiss?"

    So, she does.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow!

    That was the best Kiss I have ever had.

    That's a real talent you are wasting.

    You could be famous!

    Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
  • January 23, 2011 12:13 PM PST
    "OUCH"
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    January 24, 2011 1:25 AM PST
    and then he gave her, her him, a shove...
  • March 10, 2011 11:14 PM PST
    AWWWW, Things are not always as they seem!!! LOL
  • March 11, 2011 4:39 AM PST
    Awe man, that was great! I really didn't see that coming.
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    March 12, 2011 1:34 AM PST
    That's just wrong on so many levels !!!!!
  • March 12, 2011 12:36 PM PST
    At least the biker didn't try to pack the dude.
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