January 13, 2011 9:54 AM PST
While stopped at a light in rural OK. a nerdy guy on a moped leaned over to look into a Porsche next to him. Admiringly he told the driver how cool his car was.
The Porsche driver thought he would show him how fast it was and when the light turned green, floored it.
Looking back in his mirror he saw the moped gaining on him. He thought it was strange since he was doing 90.
The moped soon caught and passed the Porsche.
Well, the Porsche driver would have none of it, and promptly passed the moped again, this time doing well over 140.
When the moped caught and passed him again he was numb. He couldn't believe it, but this time the moped crashed in a ditch on the side of the road. The Porsche guy stopped to see if he could help the nerd.
He ran up to him and asked if there was anything he could do. The moped rider just asked "could you please unhook my suspenders from your side mirror?"
