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You might be a biker if.... borrowed humor

  • January 2, 2011 2:51 AM PST
     
    You Might Be A Biker If....

     

    • Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever... 

    • Your best shoes have steel toes...

    • Your best friends are named after animals...

    • You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car...

    • You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these years... 

    • When you refer to Captain America...you mean the bike and not the comic book hero...

    • You know that Marlon Brando rode a Triumph in The Wild One and not a Harley- Davidson...

    • You also know that it was Lee Marvin who rode the Harley in The Wild One… 

    • You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher...

    • Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbed wire...

    • You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste...

    • You're only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck...

    • You carry around a crushed beer can in case you have to park your bike on hot asphalt...

    • You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off...

    • Your significant other (Longleg) has to climb over your bike to do the laundry in the basement...

    • You don't know how to do laundry...but you have four different kinds of cleaners for your bike...

    • You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet...

    • You wave at bikers even when you're in your car...

    • Your other vehicle is a truck equipped with a motorcycle ramp... 

    • Your three piece suit consists of leather chaps...a leather vest...and a leather jacket...

    • Your other suit is a rain suit...

    • You wake up next to your Longleg and your first thought is if your bike will start...

    • You know where Sturgis is...

    • You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can walk...

    • You can't remember your kids' names or birthdays...but you can remember that Harley-Davidson made the Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovelhead, Evolution, and Twin Cam 88...

    • You are currently wearing two or more articles of clothing that have a Harley- Davidson label on them...

    • Folks at the Harley store know you by name...

    • You have your own coffee cup at the Harley store...

    • 1067 posts
    January 2, 2011 5:01 AM PST
    Yep, that pretty well sums it up!
  • January 14, 2011 11:18 AM PST
    Yeah, I have to admit to 99% of them too!
    • 2072 posts
    January 14, 2011 1:00 PM PST
    Ya mean your not supposed to put bike parts in the dishwasher ????
  • January 14, 2011 7:37 PM PST
    Hell, no Blvd! You're just askin for water spots on your chrome, Man. The bitch should wash and dry 'em by hand. Speakin' of which, ya might be a biker if ya remember when "Softail" referred to the fairer sex instead of a motorcycle.
  • January 16, 2011 9:14 AM PST
    Amen Shemp