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The Flower Show

  • TACO
    July 19, 2010 10:54 PM PDT
    The  Flower  Show

    > Two little old  ladies were sitting on 
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    > a park bench  outside the local town hall 
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    > where a flower show  was in progress.
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    > The thin one leaned over and  said,
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    > 'Life is so boring.  We never have any fun
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    > any more. For $10  I'd take my clothes off
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    > and streak through  that stupid flower show!' 
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    > 'You're on!'  said the other old lady,
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    > holding up a $10  bill.
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    > The first little old lady slowly fumbled 
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    > her way out of her  clothes and,
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    > completely naked,  streaked (as fast
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    > as an old lady can)  through the front door
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    > of the flower  show.
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    > Waiting outside, her friend soon heard 
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    > a huge commotion  inside the hall, followed
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    > by loud applause  and shrill whistling.
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    > Finally, the  smiling and naked old lady
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    > came through the  exit door surrounded
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    > by a cheering  crowd.
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    > 'What happened?' asked her waiting  friend.
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    > 'I won 1st prize as 'Best Dried  Arrangement'.

    Dawn

     
     
  • Deleted Member
    July 19, 2010 11:53 PM PDT
    Ha ha ha... Can you say "desicated?"
  • Suzithetailor
    July 26, 2010 10:41 AM PDT
    But funny! He He He!
  • Olenorthpole
    July 26, 2010 3:58 PM PDT
    I judged a flower show once - and once only.
  • cnciaco
    • 467 posts
    July 27, 2010 5:13 AM PDT
    I think that is AWESOME!! Hilarious! Go Granny!
  • badirish
    July 27, 2010 7:47 AM PDT
    Thats was great Taco!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
  • Deputybiker
    July 27, 2010 12:04 PM PDT
     LOL!  That was too cool!