H-D Facts

    • 467 posts
    July 8, 2010 3:31 AM PDT
    cid:B6E00EC50ABE4933B022B1553642F728@bernardpollacko

    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
    Davidson
    , died and went to heaven.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been
    such a good man and your motorcycles have changed
    the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone
    you want to in heaven.'

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I
    want to hang out with God.'

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced
    him to God.

    God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you
    were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '
    Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

    God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing
    something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and
    pollution and can't run without a road?'

    Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse
    me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'


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    God said, 'Ah, yes.'

    'Well,' said Arthur , professional to professional, you
    have some major design Flaws in your invention !


    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

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    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

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    3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much


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    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.


    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

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    'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied
    God, 'hold on.'

    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few
    words and waited for the results.

    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said
    to Arthur , 'but according to these numbers, more men are
    riding my invention than yours'.
    • 413 posts
    July 8, 2010 4:26 AM PDT
    LOL! and God does have a point.
    • 119 posts
    July 8, 2010 6:30 AM PDT
    but Authur's invention still lets me ride her when I come home late. lol
    • 119 posts
    July 8, 2010 6:31 AM PDT

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    • 19043 posts
    July 8, 2010 6:33 AM PDT

    ATTA BOY ARTIE!!!

    • 568 posts
    July 8, 2010 6:50 AM PDT
    Krum wrote...
    but Authur's invention still lets me ride her when I come home late. lol


    ... and Arthur's doesn't bitch or refuse me a ride when i've been riding others of his creatures... 

    *this could go on a while* LOL
    • 119 posts
    July 8, 2010 8:03 AM PDT
    LOL yes it could
    • 467 posts
    July 8, 2010 9:13 AM PDT
    You guys have heard the old saying "my 'one' of these can get me as many of 'those' as I want"--well, it holds true here as well!!
    • 568 posts
    July 8, 2010 9:27 AM PDT
    TRUE! LOL
  • July 8, 2010 9:28 AM PDT
    I can throw my leg over anytime and no complaints. After being out with her can walk away from her no complaints.
    Only when I'm home my wife always compains!!!!!!!!
  • July 8, 2010 10:50 AM PDT
    Chrome might not get you home, but it'll damn sure get ya laid.
    • 568 posts
    July 8, 2010 11:26 AM PDT
    TheExtreme wrote...
    Chrome might not get you home, but it'll damn sure get ya laid.


    did i say it before?!

    i likes yer thinking big man! LOL