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Weekly Riddle

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    August 20, 2009 3:32 PM PDT
    I'm going to post a riddle on Thursdays and see how many of you can get the right answer.  I'll post the answer on Sundays.  GOOD LUCK! 

    During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

    Okay, here's your test:
    1. Would you use the spoon?
    2. Would you use the teacup?
    3. Would you use the bucket?

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."

    What was the director's response?
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    August 20, 2009 3:37 PM PDT
    I know I know.. oh man, I can't tell!
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    August 22, 2009 12:00 AM PDT
    Using any of the tools I have to ask, "where would you put the water?" Personally I would open the drain.
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    August 23, 2009 11:05 AM PDT
    I agree with The RoadDog, pull the fricking drain.
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    August 24, 2009 5:29 AM PDT
    VERY GOOD!!!

    "A normal person would pull the plug."
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    August 29, 2009 2:01 AM PDT
    I'll Help HDB out..............

    A man is in a room and the door is locked so he can't get out. He has with him a piano, a calander, and a bed. How does he eat drink and get out?
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    September 3, 2009 6:23 AM PDT

    He uses the dates from the calendar to eat, the springs from the bed to drink and the keys from the piano to get out.

  • September 3, 2009 9:36 AM PDT
    lol i like that highrisk, thats funny!
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    September 3, 2009 10:54 AM PDT
    I was in Seattle on Vacation with Cyclefish friends! Sorry about missing a week of Riddle Time!
    Here is this weeks....Good Luck!


    I drift forever with the current
    Down these long canals they've made
    Tame, yet wild, I run elusive
    Multitasking to your aid.
    Before I came, the world was darker
    Colder, sometimes, rougher, true
    But though I might make living easy,
    I'm good at killing people too.
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    September 3, 2009 11:42 AM PDT
    Are we talking about Water?
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    September 3, 2009 11:03 PM PDT
    She ran calling "Wildfire..."
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    September 8, 2009 4:01 AM PDT
    HDBeech wrote...
    I was in Seattle on Vacation with Cyclefish friends! Sorry about missing a week of Riddle Time!
    Here is this weeks....Good Luck!


    I drift forever with the current
    Down these long canals they've made
    Tame, yet wild, I run elusive
    Multitasking to your aid.
    Before I came, the world was darker
    Colder, sometimes, rougher, true
    But though I might make living easy,
    I'm good at killing people too.


    ANSWER:    ELECTRICITY
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    September 9, 2009 5:05 AM PDT
    I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated.

    What am I?
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    September 9, 2009 6:20 AM PDT
    I know I know.... Should I wait to show the Answer ???? Hmmmm
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    September 9, 2009 6:29 AM PDT
    highrisk wrote...
    I know I know.... Should I wait to show the Answer ???? Hmmmm


    STOP!  Be a good boy, now.

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    September 9, 2009 6:34 AM PDT
    Ok I will, Only for a bit.... You tell me when.............
  • September 9, 2009 8:55 AM PDT
    the beatles?
  • September 9, 2009 10:59 AM PDT
    RenegadeHD1 wrote...
    the beatles?
    I hope the Beatles aren't all dead!
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    September 9, 2009 11:03 AM PDT
    Oh I get it a ROCK group!
  • September 10, 2009 1:07 AM PDT
    Yeah a really huge rock group!
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    September 10, 2009 5:42 AM PDT
    ROCK GROUP !!!
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    September 13, 2009 3:52 AM PDT
    HDBeech wrote...
    I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, one of which was assassinated.

    What am I?

    Looks like ALL of you knew........Especially Highrisk!

    Answer:  MT. RUSHMORE

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    September 13, 2009 5:10 AM PDT
    Highrisk - Does Kiss know how much you advertise for them? You should be on payroll!!!!
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    September 13, 2009 6:01 AM PDT
    I wish................ I am just a little guy among the followers in the KISS ARMY.......
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    September 17, 2009 3:40 AM PDT
    IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN! See how good you are at this one:


    Can you decipher this phrase:
    O_er_t_o_