Weekly Riddle

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    September 20, 2009 1:01 PM PDT
    HDBeech wrote...
    IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN! See how good you are at this one:


    Can you decipher this phrase:
    O_er_t_o_


    ANSWER:  pain-less operation
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    September 21, 2009 11:54 PM PDT
    Over the top??
  • December 18, 2009 3:20 PM PST
    Let's re start this! That was a tough one!

    What is something you take, that allows you to grow?

  • December 19, 2009 9:37 AM PST
    viagra? cialis?
  • January 1, 2010 4:31 AM PST
    A Nap
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    January 1, 2010 7:47 AM PST
    A big girl pill?
  • January 1, 2010 8:59 AM PST
    college course
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    January 1, 2010 9:25 AM PST
    HDBeech wrote...
    I'm going to post a riddle on Thursdays and see how many of you can get the right answer.  I'll post the answer on Sundays.  GOOD LUCK! 

    During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

    Okay, here's your test:
    1. Would you use the spoon?
    2. Would you use the teacup?
    3. Would you use the bucket?

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."

    What was the director's response?

    id use a straw ??
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    January 1, 2010 10:01 AM PST
    Don't use any of em; just pull the damn drain plug.

    But, am I really visiting and why               
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    April 12, 2010 6:58 AM PDT
    I've been lazy about this......


    A potato's key tool, I have all the power.
    I am generally used on the half or full hour.
    If my cells were deceased or lost or the such,
    My partner would only respond to your touch.

    What am I?

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    April 12, 2010 7:59 AM PDT
    That will keep them guessing !!!
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    April 12, 2010 8:14 AM PDT
    Mt Rushmore !!!!!
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    April 12, 2010 8:25 AM PDT
    HDBeech wrote...
    I've been lazy about this......


    A potato's key tool, I have all the power.
    I am generally used on the half or full hour.
    If my cells were deceased or lost or the such,
    My partner would only respond to your touch.

    What am I?


    Here's a hint:  Men use this more than women.
     

  • April 12, 2010 8:35 AM PDT
    An electric drill??
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    April 12, 2010 9:24 AM PDT
    If you are speaking of a couch potato then,,,,
    It must be a TV remote...
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    April 12, 2010 10:23 AM PDT
    rex bate me ta it!
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    April 12, 2010 10:33 AM PDT
    I think you got it Mike
  • April 12, 2010 11:06 AM PDT
    debrajo62 wrote...
    I think you got it Mike

    He is sooo smart!!!  
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    April 14, 2010 2:08 AM PDT
    RexTheRoadDog wrote...
    If you are speaking of a couch potato then,,,,
    It must be a TV remote...


    I know Sidetrack helped you on that one!  Now put down the remote!  You got the right answer!
  • April 18, 2010 12:38 AM PDT
    HDBeech wrote...
    RexTheRoadDog wrote...
    If you are speaking of a couch potato then,,,,
    It must be a TV remote...


    I know Sidetrack helped you on that one!  Now put down the remote!  You got the right answer!
     

    No HD, he got this one on his own. It must be a guy thing. I was thinking of tools. I was way off!
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    April 18, 2010 11:29 PM PDT
    OK So What is the next one??
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    April 21, 2010 12:16 AM PDT
    OK I will ask one....

    For what person to all take off their hat?
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    April 21, 2010 12:18 AM PDT
    RexTheRoadDog wrote...
    OK I will ask one....

    For what person to all take off their hat?

     A dead one???????
     

  • April 21, 2010 12:19 AM PDT
    Barber???? Hair Stylist?
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    April 21, 2010 12:20 AM PDT
    RoundRockMoe wrote...
    Barber???? Hair Stylist?


    That's a better answer than mine....LMFAO!!!