100 Things That Will Be Forgotten

  • July 23, 2009 10:11 AM PDT

    Just saw this somewhere, and wanted to share it...

    There are some things in this world that will never be forgotten, this week’s 40th anniversary of the moon landing for one. But Moore’s Law and our ever-increasing quest for simpler, smaller, faster and better widgets and thingamabobs will always ensure that some of the technology we grew up with will not be passed down the line to the next generation of geeks.

    That is, of course, unless we tell them all about the good old days of modems and typewriters, slide rules and encyclopedias …
     

    Audio-Visual Entertainment
    1. Inserting a VHS tape into a VCR to watch a movie or to record something.
    2. Super-8 movies and cine film of all kinds.
    3. Playing music on an audio tape using a personal stereo. See what happens when you give a Walkman to todays teenager.
    4. The number of TV channels being a single digit. I remember it being a massive event when Britain got its fourth channel.
    5. Standard-definition, CRT TVs filling up half your living room.
    6. Rotary dial televisions with no remote control. You know, the ones where the kids were the remote control.
    7. High-speed dubbing.
    8. 8-track cartridges.
    9. Vinyl records. Even today’s DJs are going laptop or CD.
    10. Betamax tapes.
    11. MiniDisc.
    12. Laserdisc: the LP of DVD.
    13. Scanning the radio dial and hearing static between stations. (Digital tuners + HD radio bork this concept.)
    14. Shortwave radio.
    15. 3-D movies meaning red-and-green glasses.
    16. Watching TV when the networks say you should. Tivo and Sky+ are slowing killing this one.
    17. That there was a time before ‘reality TV.’
    18. Computers and Videogaming

    19. Wires. OK, so they’re not gone yet, but it won’t be long
    20. The scream of a modem connecting.
    21. The buzz of a dot-matrix printer
    22. 5- and 3-inch floppies, Zip Discs and countless other forms of data storage.
    23. Using jumpers to set IRQs.
    24. DOS.
    25. Terminals accessing the mainframe.
    26. Screens being just green (or orange) on black.
    27. Tweaking the volume setting on your tape deck to get a computer game to load, and waiting ages for it to actually do it.
    28. Daisy chaining your SCSI devices and making sure they’ve all got a different ID.
    29. Counting in kilobytes.
    30. Wondering if you can afford to buy a RAM upgrade.
    31. Blowing the dust out of a NES cartridge in the hopes that it’ll load this time.
    32. Turning a PlayStation on its end to try and get a game to load.
    33. Joysticks.
    34. Having to delete something to make room on your hard drive.
    35. Booting your computer off of a floppy disk.
    36. Recording a song in a studio.

    37. The Internet

       
    38. NCSA Mosaic.
    39. Finding out information from an encyclopedia.
    40. Using a road atlas to get from A to B.
    41. Doing bank business only when the bank is open.
    42. Shopping only during the day, Monday to Saturday.
    43. Phone books and Yellow Pages.
    44. Newspapers and magazines made from dead trees.
    45. Actually being able to get a domain name consisting of real words.
    46. Filling out an order form by hand, putting it in an envelope and posting it.
    47. Not knowing exactly what all of your friends are doing and thinking at every moment.
    48. Carrying on a correspondence with real letters, especially the handwritten kind.
    49. Archie searches.
    50. Gopher searches.
    51. Concatenating and UUDecoding binaries from Usenet.
    52. Privacy.
    53. The fact that words generally don’t have num8er5 in them.
    54. Correct spelling of phrases, rather than TLAs.
    55. Waiting several minutes (or even hours!) to download something.
    56. The time before botnets/security vulnerabilities due to always-on and always-connected PCs
    57. The time before PC networks.
    58. When Spam was just a meat product — or even a Monty Python sketch.

    59. Gadgets

    60. Typewriters.
    61. Putting film in your camera: 35mm may have some life still, but what about APS or disk?
    62. Sending that film away to be processed.
    63. Having physical prints of photographs come back to you.
    64. CB radios.
    65. Getting lost. With GPS coming to more and more phones, your location is only a click away.
    66. Rotary-dial telephones.
    67. Answering machines.
    68. Using a stick to point at information on a wallchart
    69. Pay phones.
    70. Phones with actual bells in them.
    71. Fax machines.
    72. Vacuum cleaners with bags in them.

    73. Everything Else

    74. Taking turns picking a radio station, or selecting a tape, for everyone to listen to during a long drive.
    75. Remembering someone’s phone number.
    76. Not knowing who was calling you on the phone.
    77. Actually going down to a Blockbuster store to rent a movie.
    78. Toys actually being suitable for the under-3s.
    79. LEGO just being square blocks of various sizes, with the odd wheel, window or door.
    80. Waiting for the television-network premiere to watch a movie after its run at the theater.
    81. Relying on the 5-minute sport segment on the nightly news for baseball highlights.
    82. Neat handwriting.
    83. The days before the nanny state.
    84. Starbuck being a man.
    85. Han shoots first.
    86. “Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.” But they’ve already seen episode III, so it’s no big surprise.
    87. Kentucky Fried Chicken, as opposed to KFC.
    88. Trig tables and log tables.
    89. “Don’t know what a slide rule is for …”
    90. Finding books in a card catalog at the library.
    91. Swimming pools with diving boards.
    92. Hershey bars in silver wrappers.
    93. Sliding the paper outer wrapper off a Kit-Kat, placing it on the palm of your hand and clapping to make it bang loudly. Then sliding your finger down the silver foil of break off the first finger
    94. A Marathon bar (what a Snickers used to be called in Britain).
    95. Having to manually unlock a car door.
    96. Writing a check.
    97. Looking out the window during a long drive.
    98. Roller skates, as opposed to blades.
    99. Cash.
    100. Libraries as a place to get books rather than a place to use the internet.
    101. Spending your entire allowance at the arcade in the mall.
    102. Omni Magazine
    103. A physical dictionary — either for spelling or definitions.
    104. When a ‘geek’ and a ‘nerd’ were one and the same.

     

    • 126 posts
    July 23, 2009 11:44 AM PDT
    This makes me feel really old.
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    • 1516 posts
    July 24, 2009 2:31 AM PDT
    What about when the President was on the only three TV channels and there was literally NOTHING else on.

    The other thing about that list.. could someone explain what #95 is.. seems like I remember something but I just can't put my finger on it.
    • 2 posts
    January 12, 2010 5:36 AM PST
    Remembering a phone number is definitely a thing of the past. I lost my cell phone and had to wait for my sister to call me so I could get her number. That's terrible!!!
    • 2072 posts
    January 12, 2010 12:31 PM PST
    I HAD some of that #95 once but then I bought a motorcycle that needed gadgets and chrome...... LOTS of chrome !!!!!!
    • 2685 posts
    March 27, 2013 8:36 AM PDT
    How about telling time on an analog clock or tieing your shoes?
    Digital everything and velcro.
  • March 27, 2013 8:44 AM PDT
    What were we talking about ?
    • 5420 posts
    March 27, 2013 8:47 AM PDT
    How about Kick Starters!!!!
  • March 27, 2013 9:18 AM PDT
    Fact:
    You will avoid unecessarily long and pointless conversations by texting...

    • 2 posts
    March 27, 2013 11:37 AM PDT
    Still have my slide rule and can still use it,; kept it against the possibility some moron drops the bombs.

    Still know how to use Mohr's circle and to interpolate talbes
  • March 27, 2013 11:53 PM PDT
    I'm still on cassette's. Got a tape recorder hooked up to my computer. Just got my first MP3 player. I've never ridden with music before..
    I did a 'curb alert' on craigslist, they took everything but a box of 8 track tapes..
    "Times, They Are A-Changing"
  • March 27, 2013 11:54 PM PDT
    I'm still on cassette's. Got a tape recorder hooked up to my computer. Just got my first MP3 player. I've never ridden with music before..
    I did a 'curb alert' on craigslist, they took everything but a box of 8 track tapes..
    "Times, They Are A-Changing"
  • March 28, 2013 6:06 AM PDT
    As my antique gadgets wear out or break I replace them with new gadgets that are digital and therefore I have no idea how they work. I can't tell you how many times I have thrown away an expensive item because of a burned out electronic part. I wish they would all return to the days when items were mechanical in nature and a competent mechanically inclined person could repair everyday household items. Btw my big red rotary dial phone was the clearest best sounding phone I have ever had.
    • 1161 posts
    March 28, 2013 7:30 PM PDT
    I noticed nothing of beta max or wired VCRs controllers (if you were well off).
    Or how Velcro is now called hook loop fasteners.
    Or carrying a dime so if needed you had money to call some one for a ride or for help.
    Or straining to fix an old cassette tape with a number 2 pencil because the tape deck tryed to eat it.

    Just to name a few.
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    • 1364 posts
    March 28, 2013 10:12 PM PDT
    You forgot about my EX WIFE..........................................
    • 9 posts
    March 29, 2013 12:10 PM PDT
    WARNING-GOD ALERT!   (Hey, it's ME, Tweek, Remember?)  lol


    Ya'll realize this was posted over 4 yrs ago, right?   More than half that list is in the "FORGOTTEN" pile, already...

    Sad to see some go, not lamenting others.  I was pulled kickin' & screamin' into this, the 21st Century, and I had a lot of diffr'nt imaginin's
    then what is currently the norm.  Ala Star Trek...lol  or The Jetson's.

    But...
    All in all, I gotta say, I am glad I was born, and live in this ever changing millenium.  Tho, I will no doubt, be gone sooner, rather than later.
    I have witnessed SO many ungodly, terrible, and just sickenin' things.  But, I've also witnessed some of the most miraculous, awesome,
    breathtakingly beautiful things, in my lifetime.  And I wouldn't trade any of it, in...

    And...on this, GOOD FRIDAY, the day Jesus Christ went willingly to the cross, for both me and you?
    I am thankful, just to wake up, and know...

    I have another day, to do what is right, what is fair, and to make someone smile.
    That's me.  And it is good.  HE said so...lol

    Love Ya'll


    Ride Free
    Tweek 
  • March 30, 2013 2:11 AM PDT
    in a few years all of the people on cyclefish will be like dust in the wind and forgotten .