The Biker and the Farmer

  • May 18, 2009 6:09 AM PDT
    The Biker and the Farmer

    While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.

    The biker began a conversation . . . .

    Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Farmer: "Dogs don’t talk."

    Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' alright."

    Farmer: Look of shock.

    Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Farmer.

    Dog: "Yep."

    Biker: "How does he treat you?"

    Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the river once a week to play."

    Farmer: Look of total disbelief.

    Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Farmer: "Horses don’t talk."

    Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Farmer: Extreme look of shock.

    Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer.

    Horse: "Yessiree Bob."

    Biker: "How's he treating you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

    Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.

    Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Farmer: "The sheep is a liar!"
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    • 19067 posts
    May 18, 2009 12:03 PM PDT
    didn't see that coming....
  • May 28, 2009 10:30 AM PDT
    Lmao way to funny
  • June 9, 2009 3:34 AM PDT
    Ok, it took me a minute, but I got it. We don't have sheep in Florida.
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    • 1516 posts
    July 21, 2009 8:19 AM PDT
    Gotta give the Farmer a hand for being a fast learner!!
    • 1161 posts
    November 19, 2009 6:03 PM PST
    LOL, good comments aswell, hahaha
    • 5420 posts
    May 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT
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  • May 27, 2010 5:53 PM PDT
    This had to happen in New Zealand everyone knows the farmers wear gumboots and velcro gloves!!!!
    • 2072 posts
    May 28, 2010 1:34 AM PDT
    BAAAAAAAAAAAAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
    • 1040 posts
    May 28, 2010 1:36 AM PDT
    g is a farmer 
  • May 28, 2010 1:48 AM PDT
    Funny...I thought about g too! hahaha
  • May 28, 2010 1:59 AM PDT
    wonder if the sheeps head was stuck in the fence
  • May 28, 2010 3:17 AM PDT
    sorry but i could'nt pass it up...LOL!!!!
  • May 31, 2010 10:17 AM PDT
    TACO wrote...
    sorry but i could'nt pass it up...LOL!!!!

    Now thats dam funny.
  • May 24, 2014 3:25 AM PDT
    Farmers do love their sheep. Notice the color markings on the sheep's rear end. That's to remind the farmer which sheep he tends on each day of the week. True story. Ha ha. No offense to the hard-working farmers. We'd starve to death without you.